i can be your dad 

when your dad is your dad

i can be your dad
"i can be that dad of yours" said Tobias as he looked at his friend

i can be your dad by yourdadisyourdad August 20, 2018

I can make a guitar sing 

Talking anybody into anything.

"It's a metaphor. If I can make a guitar sing, I can make you do anything."

I can make a guitar sing by JormanThoad August 21, 2018

i wont not fuck you the fuck up

It’s a statement that you can say when people attack you for no reason and you want to take action but you don’t know how to exactly do. It’s been used from Lana Del Rey on Twitter when she was attacked by Azealia Banks for Kanye West stuff.

“You’re a fat bitch”
“Say it to my face bitch. I wont not fuck you the fuck up”

i wont not fuck you the fuck up by Mirinat October 14, 2018

I Already "Befriended" Your Mom Last Night 

The famous line that Sans Undertale said in Deltarune.

Your mother, huh? Too late. I already "befriended" your mom last night.

I Already "Befriended" Your Mom Last Night by GNSGNY December 22, 2018

I just ate a sandwich 

Yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Person 1: I'm hungry, are you.
Person 2: Nah, I just ate a sandwich

I just ate a sandwich by Bob dinkledash January 12, 2019

I am your father 

its how you talk to your friend called luke

Me: "hey luke"

Luke: " UGH, what?"
Me: "I am your FATHER"

I am your father by MaddyTheMango January 14, 2019

i’ll be there for you 

The opening words to the hit sitcom “Friends” these few words provoke nostalgia in the mind of millions

Friend 1:I’ll be there for youuuuuuu
Friend 2:Cause your there for me too

i’ll be there for you by Ross is better than Joey January 27, 2019