Couch fucker

J. D. Vance, the republican candidate for vice president of the United States of America.

"That couch fucker is going to cost Trump the election!"

"I know right?"

by Happy dude leftist August 7, 2024

Fag Fucker

Being a guy who likes having sex with gay men in the ass.
What the Fuck.

Hey you fag fuckers, what are you doing in that bed- OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK!

by John Dick and Balls September 12, 2023

Darius Fucker

The lead vocalist of Bootie and the Blowjob.

Darius Fucker played many great songs with Bootie and the Blowjob and as a solo artist.

by GregNelson29 September 29, 2023

Fry Fucker

Fry Fucker, A six foot five inches tall Jewish male with a nine inch cock of which is always erect, he has pubic hair nearly half the length of his shaft, he has not shaved in twenty seven years, thirty seven weeks, and four days. His pubes are singed and crispy, the hairs on his balls are completely deep fried. As his name suggests he fucks fries, he will stick his nine inch throbbing cock deep inside of your fryer baskets with no sign of displeasure nor pain. You can literally shoot this Jewish menace in the head and by tomorrow he will be back fucking your fries.

Frank: Yo jared who's that?
Jared: HOLY SHIT THATS THE FRY FUCKER!!!
Frank: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Jared: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by kromosome October 5, 2023

brick fucker

A lady that likes to copulate (have sex) with construction workers.

“Hey should I try to get Jess’s number”
“Na man she’s a brick fucker”

by PoH18 October 9, 2023

Crumpet fucker

A slurr to use against the British

Get some braces you crumpet fucker

by Jack sparky October 21, 2023

Tucker Fucker

New Zealand slang for someone who eats really quickly.

#1: Oh man, you're finished already?
#2: Yeah mate, he does that all the time. Man's a tucker fucker.
#3: Haha yeah bol

by AchievementFanboy October 24, 2023