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Honking the donkey

Masturbation. Generally involving a male but I guess a woman can honk the donkey too. Slapping the salami, beating the meat, chocking the chicken, etc. It can also be used as an expression for someone that is fucking around.
I went over to Luke's house but he didn't answer the door again, he was probably honking the donkey.

Quit honking the donkey and get back to work
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Reverse Cowgirl Donkey Fireman Throw 

While a lady is receiving anal penetration in the reverse cowgirl position, the male pushes her upwards & off of his penis to ejaculate into the air.
Greg; I pulled off a "reverse cowgirl donkey fireman throw" last night!

judo chop donkey punch 

Judo chop donkey punch is when you’re fucking someone doggie style then cum you Judi chop them in the neck so they tense their whole body and then donkey punch them in the ass cheek to make them stand up quickly while tense so they don’t leave any cum or shit on your dick
Guy:1 I was fucking this chick last night and gave her a judo chop donkey punch because I didn’t wear a condom
judo chop donkey punch by UtzUtz69 September 5, 2022

Nick the Donkey 

A feeling of sadness and/or despair due to heartbreak.
I don't know what to say. The electrician we hired is like Nick the Donkey after losing his cat.

The Cincinnati Donkey Cart 

When you're hitting it from behind and pop your balls into the booty hole then she clench down and start crawling around on all fours, draggin you behind her.
My knees have been killing me ever since I gave my wife The Cincinnati Donkey Cart!

Racial Equality Donkey 

A better name for a zebra. I will send my request to the government soon and hope they understand. If somehow you don't know what a Zebra is, it's an African wild horse with black-and-white stripes and an erect mane.
I think that racial equality donkey's are really cool. They're my favorite animal
Racial Equality Donkey by Waicev November 26, 2022

Anthropomorphic Labor Donkey 

Insulting name for human beings, especially those of Hispanic or African America heritage. Traditionally used to describe how they perform during physical labor.
"Look at these anthropomorphic labor donkeys, out working in the cotton fields"