Chris

fat

*at thanksgiving dinner*
“Settle down on the potatoes, or else you’ll look like chris”

by biggyjoyboy November 22, 2023

Chris Kringle

When you call a girl a "Ho," then stick it in her 'chimney.'

Call me "Saint Dick", cause you're about to get the Chris Kringle!

by Lucarion November 23, 2023

Chris

The worst possible fucking human….especially with the last name Wallace

Him: That dude is an asshole! Who is that?

Him: Oh that’s Chris Wallace

by MoMoneyMoProblemsMoHoes November 25, 2023

Chris

Your local Landcruiser specialist. Balls drag so low that he often stands off them when he walks. His shaft is short and fat like a can of XXXX gold. Has an obsession with 33 year old men with receding hairlines. It’s best not to fuck with a Chris as they are highly territorial and will protect their hair loss friends with everything they got.

Omg did you hear zeke got fucked by chris on Saturday? He can’t even stand up anymore, he’s been to therapy 4 times and the therapist can’t even get him to talk. Don’t fuck with a chris

by Patrols are shit November 26, 2023

Chris Huffman

Absolute Gigachad of a Human being. Owns his own machine shop and has 25 girlfriends all from Argentina. Loves Trains and your mom more than anything in the world. Also enjoys a good forklift accident, the more violent the better.

Did you see Chris Huffman is running for president? He has my vote.

by anonymous December 1, 2023

Chris

a guy who is great at anything he puts his mind to but only uses on girls

I can't believe Chris is at it again.

by why tho ???? December 4, 2023

National Chris day

On December 6th, a momentous occasion unfolded as our esteemed and remarkable Chris graciously came to our aid in a time of great necessity. His timely arrival averted a potential catastrophe, and therefore, he truly deserves a Fortnite card worth $20 as a token of our immense gratitude. Chris is an exceptional individual, the epitome of an iconic figure, and an unparalleled companion. Every December 6th, let us celebrate and honor him, for he not only possesses a penchant for completing side quests but also willingly sacrifices his own assignments for the benefit of others.

Chrizz: "please help 😨"
Chris: "Oh alright 🔥"
And that's how national Chris day started

by Greygovernment December 6, 2023