Speed bumps

To have Herpes,

Tyrone drove over Mindy's speed bumps at a high rate of speed which caused his exhaust pipe to have an outbreak two months later

by Dr.mud September 30, 2023

Rhythmically Bumping

Slang definition - the act of engaging with someone intimately/sexually said in a humorous manner, also known as Rhythmically Bumping. Usually used to speak of intimate interactions more lighthearted and comical.

(Looking into her eyes we knew we would be "Rhythmically Bumping" tonight, and have an intimate moment together.)

by TheRhythmicBumper December 25, 2023

Rhythmic Bumping

For one to engage in some form of sexual interaction with one another, moving their bodies rhythmically.

Another use is to dance at a club to the beat of the music.

The whole crowd gathered together to start rhythmic bumping, as the dj played the first song.
As I brought her into my room, I could tell she was excited for the Rhythmic Bumping that was about to occur.

by TheRhythmicBumper January 3, 2024

Buckle bumper

Mustash used during a BJ as a bumper for the belt buckle

Look at the buckle bumper on her, will need to turn the lights out or I would think she's the monopoly man

by HANDLE DEEZ GENTLY January 16, 2024

Alabama Bumpy Road

Alabaman definition for badonkadonks.
Generally used when you want to keep it in the family, you show your Alabama Bumpy Road to your cousin/uncle/brother.

When you want to keep your family tree lookin' like the Toyota logo, you go over to your cousin Mike's house and show him your Alabama Bumpy Road. 9 months later, Lil' Timmy pops out and the process repeats.

by bush did 911 January 27, 2024

Crumpet Bumper

A person who prefers to engage in sexual activities with an older woman

"Cory really seems to be into older women"
"Ya, he's a real crumpet bumper"

by AnAverageNormalEveryDayGuy March 20, 2024

slumpy bumpy couchy ouchy

is the act of giving someone such head on a couch it literally bounces up and down

guy: hey dude my girl vanessa gave me super hard slumpy bumpy couchy ouchy that there are now marks on the floor!!!!1!1!
other guy: who is named vanessa nowadays

by slumpybumpy April 16, 2024