Block Anxiety

Block Anxiety is a feel you get when you DM someone who you follow on social media and immediately expect to get blocked no matter how polite you act or how willing you are to leave them alone if they're not interested.

A fictionalized version of myself: "You know what? I'll get over my anxieties and worries,I'm gonna DM this person and tell them I like their stuff."
-Not even a minute later-
A fictionalized version of myself: "I have so much fucking Block Anxiety,did I make a mistake in doing this?! I know,while I'll wait for a response,I'll make an urban dictionary definition for anyone who can relate."
Based on a true story,directed by Hideo Kojima.

by Lazthedictionist September 21, 2024

Box Blocking

Female version of Cock Blocking.

Female blocking another female from getting laid.

Did you see mad telephoniqua got when terra box blocking her last night at Courtney's party?

by Memberberry1 December 25, 2024

V block

To effectively interrupt intercourse after a (presumably older ) man has taken Viagra. It's a variation of cock blocking, but understandably the situation is more dire, and super depressing.

Example "I just took Viagra and took out my teeth..and my attorney called to talk about my will"
Example "I just took Viagra and now my grand daughter has decided to stop in for a visit"
Example "I just took Viagra and now I forgot to take my heart medication so I have to wait for those to work first"

i just took Viagra and my attorney called about my will...it was a total v block

by beckyboo76 September 20, 2014

Pussy Blocked

He or She that stops you from getting laid from a vagina

Vito got pussy blocked until his old lady came home, he was out of control. He Stayed up for weeks cause he couldn't get that good nut sleep.

by TheAmazonianSavage May 29, 2019

Joshua Block

a mentally challenged tiktoker, aka worldoftshirts who brags about being rich despite not having a home and being a literal alcoholic... aside from him drinking every night he often times crashes out from his trigger word, "put the fries in the bag" while screaming and causing a scene in public.

kid 1: josh put the fries in the bag
joshua block: i only make 400k a year bitch ill fucking sue ur ass
people watching wow that guy is really fucked up i guess ill stop drinking

by idontknowwhattoput420 August 25, 2025

Animator Block

Same as Art/Artist block, but with animation.

The Animator lacked creativity, She always has Animator Block

by Essiela March 30, 2022

Clock-Blocked

When you are perfectly aware that something is hindering your direct vision of a clock in your house, such as dirty dishes blocking a stove clock, or leftover time on a Microwave oven from an unfinished cooking session. Something that you could easily clear and view the time, but you are too lazy to do so.

Friend: Dude, what time is it?"
Me: "I don't know, there's still ten seconds on the microwave from when I cooked popcorn, If you want to know, go clear it.."
Friend: "Your house Clock-Blocked me just now...

by Reverend Joseph August 4, 2012