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bagsy tax black magic 

U.K. Slang. Calling dibs. Has the same definition as "bagsy" - to claim something for yourself - but is more powerful.

A "bagsy tax black magic" is the ultimate form of dibs. It beats the second highest dibs; "bagsy tax", and lastly, the least authoritative; "bagsy".
Bob: "Geez some chuggy."
Alice: "There's wan left."
Bob: "Bagsy"
Chris: "Bagsy tax" *Chris claims the chuggy from Bob*
Chris: "Yaaaas, ya fucken wank-stain."
Dick: "Bagsy tax black magic" *Dick unleashes the power of a bagsy tax black magic and omnipotently claims the chuggy*
Dick: "Ya dancer!"
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Bangalism 

A situation where hypocrisy is the only way of survival.
She had to bring her Bangalism to the table to save her job.
Bangalism by MrGoodCivilian July 26, 2022
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Shwa-Bang 

An an-a-mona-pia used to express the moving through and hitting of a solid object, also for taking up space in a lull, or total randomness.
~"And then, SHWA-BANG! The window smashed!"

~"So..."
"Yeah... Umm..."
"SHWA-BANG!!!"
"LOL"

Shitty Bags 

A comical gesture towards a friend to gain attention of the victim.

Piles - an alternative meaning bags of shit hanging from your arse
Shitty Bags by SCHIZENHOWER June 8, 2009
Nick name for Y. E. Yang winner of the 2009 PGA Championship upsetting Tiger Woods. The word is a representation of the sound his massive driver makes when hitting the ball.
Y. E. Yang steps up to the tee, takes his back swing and "YE-Bang" straight down the center of the fairway.
YE-Bang by eggjones1 August 17, 2009

Freedom Bands 

The neon coloured bands fastened around the wrists of people 21 and older upon entering a club or bar to let the bartenders know that they are allowed to drink alochol. The opposite of Minor Shackles.
Friend #1: Happy 21st birthday!

Friend #2: Yay, I've finally upgraded from Minor Shackles to Freedom Bands! I'm about to get this thang crunk!
Freedom Bands by Totally_AL January 17, 2010

cut bags 

alter the situation to one that is better then the present situation; makin moves
scotty: yo bro this sh*t is wack
Cam: yea lets cut bags and go blaze

OR

Jonny: you hungry bro?
Andy: yea lets cut bags and get some grub
cut bags by qcarter4life April 13, 2010