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Turd

The better name used by people who don't want to say her actual name because she just dosen't deserve it.
It's Amber Turd from now on.
by marrynikole June 11, 2022
mugGet the Turdmug.

vaginal turd

A piece of shit that came out of a vagina. (person)
by TobyCatVA September 22, 2025
mugGet the vaginal turdmug.

turd bender

When you let one go and it's bending when it's coming out. it's like it doesn't know any better because it's just a turd. -V.O.
That guy in the box at the end of the street is a turd bender.
by V.O. May 27, 2017
mugGet the turd bendermug.

Pussy Turd

A person or thing that shouldn't be found in a certain place under normal circumstances. Something out of place, unexpected.
"I walked into the office to find that pussy turd Yanisse making himself a coffee. What was he doing here? Isn't he based in the Marseille branch? Please don't tell me I have to work with him today."
by Celtic Worrier February 26, 2025
mugGet the Pussy Turdmug.

Turd

Stinky brown thing that comes out of your butt
Person 1: I had the stinkiest turd ever dude!!
Person 2: that’s nasty 🤢
by French urban Fry April 27, 2022
mugGet the Turdmug.

Turd Burglar

A person who buys, or tries to steal, something that is in a bad state of repair and thinks they will be able to sell it after a minor amount of shoddy work for much more money.
Man I can't tell you how many turd burglars from craiglist are blowing up my phone asking me if they think the car I am selling for parts can be rebuilt and made road worthy.
by K2xW July 17, 2021
mugGet the Turd Burglarmug.

Turd murgan

A small child who aggravates the shit out of you.
Give me back my phone, you turd murgan!
by Trollerfromhades April 27, 2016
mugGet the Turd murganmug.

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