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late night hindu train

Incoherent ramblings of a person who is drinking themselves to the bottom of the spiral after having lost wife, kids, house, car, job, sanitation, and soon last remaining friends from a bar at the local airport but having no travel plans.

Usage: Incoherent ramblings of a person who is drinking themselves to the bottom of the spiral after having lost wife, kids, house, car, job, sanitation, and soon last remaining friends from a bar at the local airport but having no travel plans.
B was wasted again last night and texted me the late night Hindu train!

mexican night 

A night where gringos live up to their name by celebrating Mexican cusine and playing games designed to let Rawi and his cousins win.
Are you going to Mexican night at Rawi''s?
mexican night by Tray-bien October 14, 2015

guys' night out 

What guy are forced to do when they want to go out but are too sad to get any women to go with them.
We are too pathetic to get girls so we are going to have a guys' night out
guys' night out by Dogen3 September 8, 2017

Wedding night special

Note: requires (1) stick of butter.
A sexual pleasure move reserved only for the night of a wedding (yours or someone else's). Pop one but into her butthole and the second one into her pussy. This leaves both her hands free. She uses one for an old fashioned handjob and the second to polish the top of the penis with the stick of butter.
The best part of the day was when we made it home for the wedding night special.

Fort Night 

The way that 40 year old mothers spell Fortnite, a game that’s not nearly as good as Minecraft.
Son what are you playing?”
”Just some Fortnite.”
“What is fort night?“
“Look it up on urban dictionary, mom.”

Spaghetti Night 

When someone performs oral sex on a man while their mouth is filled with spaghetti. The reasoning is that the texture of the spaghetti will create a pleasurable and exciting sensation on the man's genitals.
Man: Damn girl, why the hell you cooking noodles at 11 pm?
Woman: Oh I was just thinking we could have a spaghetti night in a bit.