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chutter monkey

a little bitch that smells like cat shit
this little chutter monkey needs to get the hell back
chutter monkey by mike headmon January 3, 2009

Cage Monkey 

A system administrator who works in a datacenter.
The server is down but the cage monkeys are banging on stuff, so it should be back up soon.
Cage Monkey by AjiraKimberly April 1, 2009

Tweet Monkey 

1. Someone who tweets more than a tweet whore. A tweet monkey tweets every few seconds, and they usually type very fast with bad spelling and grammar.
2. A monkey that tweets.
Leonard- Bill, you tweet so much, you're not even a tweet whore.
Bill- So what am I, if you're so smart?
Leonard- A tweet monkey

Leonard- I just bought a tweet monkey from the zoo.
Bill- Orly?
Tweet Monkey by fatherhoey September 23, 2009

Gargle Monkey 

When a person gargles jizz (like mouthwash).
This morning I ran out of mouthwash, so I had to gargle monkey.
Gargle Monkey by gfknfkjkjas April 13, 2010

flying monkey jabadaya 

a word that describes an awesome godlike being of any kind
madafaka flying monkey jabadaya stole my peanut

mayhem monkey 

an extreme fan of mma fighter mayhem miller, usually addressed by an official monkey number, which i don't have yet!
omg its Mayhem Miller

Are you a Mayhem Monkey too

hells yeah !!