Tall Law 

Tall Law states that anyone under 5’4 is automatically short and that anyone who is not as tall as you is also considered short. You can be 5’5 but when someone who is 5’10 calls you short you cannot argue with it. If you’re 5’3 and you call somebody who is 5’ short then you are both still short because you are under 5’4.

If you’re shorter than somebody on National Throw Short People Day (October 24th) you do not get to tell people taller than you that they cannot throw you. You would be breaking the Tall Law.

“Ayo she said she can’t be thrown on National Throw Short People Day. She’s not under 5’4 but she’s not as tall as me so that’s breaking Tall Law!”

Tall Law by YokoOhNo October 6, 2020

short law

short law is when if your under 5'4, you get to make fun of tall people. If your 5'5 and a short person calls you tall, then you are considered tall. Short people are aloud to abuse tall people as much as they can because to tall people, they don't appear as a threat.

dude did you try to punch me? i didnt even feel it.

Im short and im aloud to do that. its short law

short law by soybean101 October 15, 2020

Girlfriend law 

The girlfriend law- Ones boyfriend is legally obligated to tell their girlfriend when and why they are not ok, which then the girl shall proceed to give hugs and kisses(or other COVID safe options) until the boyfriend is 100% cured of ALL life problems.

Girlfriend “hey are you ok”
Boyfriend “well I can’t get away from the girlfriend law it’s illegal, no I’m not”
Girlfriend *hugs, kisses(COVID safe actions) “better?”
Boyfriend “yes!”

Girlfriend law by Jimmy knows November 3, 2020

New law 

Adults can no longer make top ramen for kids with the name Trenton!!!

New law says We can not make top ramen for Trenton anymore

New law by Valleykid November 7, 2020

Mask law

A law made by people, by humans just like every other human that wears a mask. A new way to try and lock someone up, just like trespassing laws are an older way of trying to lock someone up. It's not a good way for a business to do business, though it is a good way for a business to keep a few people from doing business there. That is, if it is just business, and it's not personal. If it is still just for a business to keep their Bill's paid, and nothing else.

The mask law was a new way to try and run a few people off, besides that masks reduced virus transmissions by, in the medical professionals and scientists own words, single digit percentages. There was essentially no good reason to lock somebody up for not having a mask on.

Mask law by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020

John Law

A law enforcement officer who cannot meet the sexual needs of their spouse, do to inadequacy or general yellow bellied behavior. See also: coward, parasite, laughing stock

Guy: Kops are so Kool have you heard the song John Law by Dropkick Murphy's?

Guy 2: No I don't listen to stupid ass shit

Guy: shut up!!!! That offends me!!! Dont you know cops protect you!!!!!!!!!!

Cop: shoots both of them

John Law by George Walker Bush II December 9, 2020

sunshine law 

Opposite of “Murphy’s Law.”

When everything is falling into place. i’m

Inspired by the idea that we should recognize when everything is great.

“i got a new car, i aced my test, and i found 10 bucks on the floor. dude it must be sunshine law”

sunshine law by btamm2698 December 21, 2020