Duck

A goofy, weirdo, or lame

Yeah kaleb is a Duck for what he did to Chris at the game

by BigZB October 14, 2021

White duck

A Made up, fake, borderline mythical creature, Their existence is rumored to be impossible to confirm by scientist and scientologists alike.

During the medieval ages in England white painted ducks were given as gifts to high status members of society as a form of insult roughly showing a lack of proof for their deeds.

Thou shalt be bestoweth the mystical white duckling for the valorous effort hast been mystical in grandeur.

by Pet_Hedgehog March 17, 2025

Flub the Duck

The act of self gratification by palming the shaft or in the female version to flick the bean.

Also the act of screwing up an action.

DUDE! I swear to God I flubbed the duck so hard last night I almost ripped it out!

So...I flub the duck twice a day

Uh oh...I flubbed the duck somehow...forgot to tell my wife that the condom broke.

by The Tofu of Drems July 25, 2014

Flush the Duck

Taking a shit, then farting and flushing while still sitting on the can.

I tried to stop the smell, so I had to flush the duck...

by Radient May 28, 2018

Donald Ducking

When you wait shirt-on and no pants to your lover
Probably after he goes for milk at wallmart or cigars at the store.

"I forgot to buy milk at the store so I asked my partner to get it and pulled a Donald Ducking"

by Dr.Dela April 23, 2019

duck

1. a spoiled 9 year old brat who got a phone and is still not allowed to say fuck so says duck.

2. autocorrection for fuck, especially awkward in online arguments.

1. duck you jemma you stole my husband wittle bitch.

2. “ugly ass hoe” duck you man “wtf bro”

by willy 38394843 March 8, 2021

JEEP Ducks

Rubber ducks that JEEP cult members keep in their rectums until they see another JEEP in a parking lot, at which time they remove the rubber duck from their rectum and place it somewhere on the newfound JEEP as a gift. If the JEEP belongs to a fellow cult member, they will display their ass-scented gift on their dashboard until the scent wears off at which time they put the duck into their rectum and repeat the process.

There is about 2 dozen JEEP Ducks on the dashboard of that Wrangler, I bet the aroma is impressive even when the doors and roof are removed

by Pudblumpkin September 24, 2024