Zoom classes

What your school does for quarantine school. It makes you addicted to your phone and computer. It also drives your teachers crazy because no one unmutes. Also, you don't learn half the stuff you're supposed to. Also, it makes everyone develop intense social anxiety. So basically, your average school thing.
Kid 1: hey, I think I'm in your spanish class
Kid 2: yeah, same period too? Cool, see you in zoom class!
Kid 1: omfg I don't want to unmute what if people think my voice sounds weird??
Kid 2: aaaaaaaaaa mee toooooo! Zoom classes suckkkkkkkk
Both: just text the entire rest of the class and don't say anything (or learn anything
by that band/drama/nerd/crazy kid November 08, 2020
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zoom class

"Hi.. class... did you see i put a bird in my house? I-I-I---..."
"What happened to Ms. Crabtree?"
"...-times 8 equals?"
"Ms Crabtree i think you forgot to share your screen."
"Argh the plug ins won't work all these gadgets now a days."
--TWO HOURS LATER--
"And thats why we should still be ruling the worl---l-l..."
"So Ms. Crabtree why didn't we get a homework assignment?-"
"Young MAN!! why didnt you show me the homework assignment you will be getting an F minus minus for this."
"But Ms--"
--The zoom class ended.-
"zoom class is like prison"
"yea prison that disconnects every 4 seconds lol"
by scarful23 November 17, 2020
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Zoom Shit

When you have to take a shit during a zoom work meeting, any kind of zoom meeting, or a zoom class. It usually happens in most zoom meetings.
Me: (Just started a zoom class lecture) Ugh, I have to take a zoom shit for the millionth time like every other zoom class.
by Excrushman August 13, 2022
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Zoom Groom

Personal grooming from the waist up to appear presentable for an online audience, does not need to involve the wearing of pants, brushing of teeth, use of deodorant, or having had a shower, is purely superficial since no one that you’re interacting with is actually in the same room.
Via email/text - gimme 5 boss, I need to have a Zoom Groom before our meeting/presentation.
by Bethany Jane April 24, 2020
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Bang Zoom

Me hitting you in the face and you go flying.
Ralph Kramdom to his wife Alice... "Bang Zoom!"
by Lord Richard Manifest January 06, 2021
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Zoom tidy

Where your home is a total state, mess everywhere, except the area in which you take and join a Zoom video call.
How you coping with lockdown?
Well, I got the place Zoom tidy, but later I will clean the kitchen, bathroom and bedroom to make it all habitable.
by Bear Funny Comedy May 16, 2020
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zoom help

When a cougar asks for Zoom Help after work and it turns into sexy time.
Can you help me with zoom tonight?

Thanks for the zoom help.

Sure, I got you with the zoom help
by DT-FTL March 25, 2021
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