1.The combination of zomg/omg,wtf and bbq.
2. Used to express exaggerated emotions like joy, pain, pleasure, confusion, anger, etc..
3. Commonly mixed up to show mixed emotions.
2. Used to express exaggerated emotions like joy, pain, pleasure, confusion, anger, etc..
3. Commonly mixed up to show mixed emotions.
by Cybit May 13, 2006
Get the zomgwtfbbq mug.When you take a dump and flush it, but some or all of your turds come back up (back from the dead, hence the term "zombie shit").
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(n): The first historical recording of the undead desiring flesh. This particular recording is found in Chapter 28 of Matthew in the Bible. It reads; "Ye, and did Jesus from the grave cometh, with a look of hatred in his eyes and a stock of flies surrounding his crown. His skin was tinted greeneth, and his mouth did drip of blood. He approachethed me an..OH GOD!"
Of course the "OH GOD" was added from a spectator, as Matthew found himself quite incapacitated/digested.
Of course the "OH GOD" was added from a spectator, as Matthew found himself quite incapacitated/digested.
EX.1
Santa: "Hey Jesus! You've been a naughty Christmas Zombie this year."
Jesus: "Greeeaaaaayaaargh!"
Santa: "Ho...ho...ho?"
Jesus: "Braaaaaaaaains!"
Santa: "OH GO NO!!!"
"indistinct devouring sounds"
EX.2
Ted: "Dear lord, please forgive my sins...Jesus? What are you doing under my bed?"
Jesus: "BRAAAAAAIIIINS!"
"Indistinct 'death of Ted' sounds, including, but not limited to, crunch, snarf, munch, jager, bamf, biff, pow, and snuffleupagus."
Santa: "Hey Jesus! You've been a naughty Christmas Zombie this year."
Jesus: "Greeeaaaaayaaargh!"
Santa: "Ho...ho...ho?"
Jesus: "Braaaaaaaaains!"
Santa: "OH GO NO!!!"
"indistinct devouring sounds"
EX.2
Ted: "Dear lord, please forgive my sins...Jesus? What are you doing under my bed?"
Jesus: "BRAAAAAAIIIINS!"
"Indistinct 'death of Ted' sounds, including, but not limited to, crunch, snarf, munch, jager, bamf, biff, pow, and snuffleupagus."
by Nick Lowers December 22, 2008
Get the Christmas Zombie mug.A zombie that will obey you and provide any sexual favors you require. Essentially a mindless sex slave. Jeffrey Dahmer tried to create a sex zombie by drilling holes in his victims skulls and pouring battery acid onto their brains in order to destroy their free will
"According to Professor Harvey, Jefferey Dahmer poured acid into his victims brains. I guess he was trying to make some kinda... sex zombie or something... I don't know."
by PL25 October 7, 2013
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Get the zombocalypse mug.In the context of dating, to zombie someone is to come back from the dead (re-initiate communication after an extended absence) after ghosting someone.
John and Sally had been dating for several weeks and then John suddenly ghosted Sally. Months later (likely in the middle of a long, cold winter) John zombied Sally and reinstated contact with Sally, as if Sally had never been ghosted.
by Jania_ATL November 16, 2015
Get the Zombie mug.1. Someone who's texts while walking,and constantly bumps into stuff not noticing any surroundings until the text is sent.
2. Someone who texts while driving, going about 5-10 miles an hour down a 40 m/h road.
2. Someone who texts while driving, going about 5-10 miles an hour down a 40 m/h road.
Micheal was texting his girlfriend while walking and ran into a bush, and kept walking, he is such a text zombie!
Steve was texting his mom while driving and went 10 miles an hour what a text zombie!
Steve was texting his mom while driving and went 10 miles an hour what a text zombie!
by Aaron Chak June 30, 2008
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