zaelon

Zaelon's are the most dependable guys u will find. They are usually closed off people because they are dealing with a lot. Though once you get to the point in your friendship we're they let you in... cherish it because then you will really start to see the wonderful person they are.

Also annoying Fucks at times and makes you wanna put a pillow over their heads and .....I mean under their heads and lul them to sleep.

Zaelon enters the room and I just continue eating my chips and watching TV. He walks up to me snatches my chips gets sim and walks away.

The next day I'm watching TV and he was cooking. Then he brings me a plate of food he cooked and walked away.

by Alone Bella November 21, 2023

Zeeland

An absolute FUCKING RETARD. Hes so fucking retarted that he probably wears a space hoodie and growls at people. A fucking idiot

Guy : Wanna sit over there today?
Guy 2 : No Zeeland is over there. He’s a Fucking RETARD!
Guy : Oh shit you’re right!

by Henry Bloober May 7, 2024

Zalanowski

The coolest science teacher to exist, Can be very harsh but will push you to be awesome

Omg wow look its the GOAT Zalanowski

by Lahneinf February 9, 2025

zaelend

Zaelend is a name possessed by a very small minority of dyslexic individuals

My friend Zaelend is dyslexic.

by $ett March 3, 2025

new zealand zest

ejaculate; cum; jizz

Can be added to the food of someone you dislike. Note that this act is probably illegal.

"I just finished a handjob and topped off my dickhead roommate's dinner with some new zealand zest.

by Marcanus Aurelius December 10, 2015

New Zealand

Where LOTR was filmed

Hey, where's New Zealand?
IDK, either in the South Pacific or somewhere in Middle Earth

by Legolas_is_a_goat_PJO1738 February 12, 2017

New Zealand

Noun
Baby Australia (is there even a Zealand?)

Friend 1:I live in New Zealand.
Friend 2: Literally fucking dies

by Helpme_1938 March 9, 2019