your mate 

Whenever someone is complaining about their mate, this sarcastic, simple reply reflects the fact that they chose to be their friend, and should have to put up with whatever annoying stuff they do. For an intensifier, fucken is added into the middle.

Tony: Michael is being such a tool, he keeps taking my cereal.
Adam: Your mate.

Sean: God, I'm so fucking sick of Alex, he keeps cramping my style at parties by cockblocking me.
Pete: He's your mate Sean. Your fucken mate.

your mate by Dr. Sarcophagus September 14, 2009

your blood's worth bottling 

If an Australian says to you that "your blood's worth bottling", he/she is paying you a major compliment.

If an Australian believes you have been of great assistance to him/her in some way,for example solved a worrying problem for the person, had a positive impact on the person's life, been a true and helpful friend to that person, or done something of a significant positive nature for that person then he/she may show his/her very great appreciation for your help by telling you "Mate (or your name), your blood's worth bottling". Generally it is a special compliment only handed out for some personal contribution by you that the person believes is of particular significance to him/her. It is said when other methods of showing your appreciation are not enough, where it may be difficult to put your feelings into words or where it saves you going into a long winded explanation of your feelings.

your blood's worth bottling by Dr J D Collins September 11, 2008

your ass sucks canal water 

You're full of shit

Your ass sucks canal water

your ass sucks canal water by SFItalianAmerican January 2, 2019

Your opinion 

Irrelevant

“Well that’s just, like, your opinion, man.”

Your opinion by Hallohillo July 22, 2019

Your Balls Are Beef 

A phrase which implies that the subject is telling lies.

Joe: "I fucked five girls last night, one of them was paris hilton".
Paddy: "Your balls are beef mate".

Your Balls Are Beef by Seanyo October 18, 2008

Your granpap trap 

The human race moves closer to extinction everytime this is said,trumps all other insults even "no u"

Robert:Your mum gay lol
Camden:your dad lesbian

Robert:your granny tranny

Camden:dont make me do it bro
Robert:you wont

Camden:your granpap trap
Robert:*head implodes*

Your granpap trap by DYSxFunction March 20, 2018

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch 

a sentence no one has ever uttered except me. why i have ever thought of this is beyond me. help me. help us. you are the only other person to ever see this. except for the poor soul who reviews this.

also nice dick bro

it wont

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch by Random schoolkid June 26, 2021