Sex Yoga

When you engage in so many multiple, sometimes crazy, positions during sex that your muscles have gotten a workout. You may even develop sex muscles from it.

Me: The sex was crazy good last night, but he had me wrapped up like a pretzel at times.
Them: What kind of position?
Me: Well in yoga it would the cow pose, or the sphinx pose. Maybe even child's pose.
Them : So you are telling me that you had sex yoga last night?
Me; I guess so!!!

Sex Yoga by Siouxsie Supertramp December 13, 2020

nose yoga

taking cocaine

The kitchen at the party was full of people doing nose yoga

nose yoga by oohAhhPete February 14, 2021

Alabama Yoga 

The various poses achieved in yoga but only whilst having intercourse with someone in your immediate or extended family. I.e., intra-family kama sutra but more stretching.

Cletus hurt his groin when trying some new Alabama Yoga poses with his first cousin, Amber, last night.

Alabama Yoga by Devoooo March 14, 2021

Throat Yoga 

When she goes through sessions of getting that throat stretched out wide.

Her neck was bulging while she was doing her daily throat yoga session

Throat Yoga by BL4CKSH4RK_7 November 30, 2021

Backseat yoga 

Performing multi sex acts and positions in backseat of small car.

They were doing some serious backseat yoga.

Backseat yoga by Yoga Bob January 19, 2023

Chin Yoga

A special moment where you get ya cock sucked (SFS)

“Yeah man, it was a crazy night, she gave me the best Chin Yoga I have ever had son!”

Chin Yoga by Mr Meow January 15, 2024

cigar yoga

Monica Lewinsky's idea of doing yoga exercises

Bill Clinton originally invented cigar yoga after a woman in need of some backshots needed a tug, with a cigar in his mouth, the sexual innuendos emerged, the smoking and stretching has begun..

cigar yoga by Hunta Davie March 7, 2024