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Wyoming cow lift

The act of taking a fat lesbian women and having buttsex with her while she moos in a wind farm.
Man 1: How was the family reunion in Cheyenne?

Man 2: Great my cousin and I played the Wyoming cow lift!
by Jack is a fag November 18, 2019
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Ole wyoming salute

Tackling someone and ejaculating on their stomach
“If we can’t come to a solution I’m gonna have to give ya the ole Wyoming salute.”
by Dirk-in-a-box December 17, 2017
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wyoming minivan

A six-door F350 pickup truck custom made to for your 7 kids.
Look at that monstrosity of a truck - it’s a Wyoming Minivan!”
by TheAudiChick April 6, 2019
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Wyoming

Man: yo I went to Wyoming last week
Girl: *dabs*

Man: *dies*
Girl: pog
by EdoYoshi June 9, 2021
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Wyoming gag reflex

The act in which you a getting head from a female and when your about to finish you pull her by the hair and shove a snowball in her mouth and push her head back down on your cock and you finish in the back of her throat.
Dude last week I gave my cousin the Wyoming gag reflex.
by Big boy Lloyd December 29, 2022
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Wyomingal

a particularly large rip is opened, and Susanne is pulled inside. Driven mad by the loss of his daughter, Haltmann lives through the day by thinking about using Star Dream to bring her back. Star Dream has no intent of doing this however, as It slowly corrupts Haltmann's mind. Susanne has landed in Another Dimension. Hopping between dimensions and worlds, she obtains data on multiple species and planets, including Popstar. Around the same time, Magolor, a space traveler, draws near the milky way, and as he gets closer to Popstar, he gets closer to the Master Crown, and his mind is slowly drawn in. Into the Void. Later, on Popstar, near the beginning of Spring, Kirby is born. Later, nearing Popstar, Magolor meets a seemingly kind person named Marx. Marx asks of the whereabouts of the last remaining clockwork star, Galactic Nova. Magolor informs him that a strong being must activate the dream fountains, and that one already has been activated. Marx heads back to Popstar, knowing what to do. Some time later, Meta Knight discovers a dangerous mirror, one of many ancient seals, and in an attempt to destroy it, he awakens Dark Mind, and creates an alternate world. After Kirby defeats Dark Mind, a being of the sky named Taranza steals the mirror from it's hiding place in the clouds. Hoping to give it to his girlfriend and queen, Sectonia, he returns to F
there were the Ancients. They were scientists, architects. Driven by fear. Fear of the unknown, fear of death. They discovered a matter most dark, and would do anything to conceal it. They built weapons with hopes that a hero would arise and fell the beast. They made seals. Sealing away all that they feared, knowing something else would deal with it. They left their seals on a quaint, underpopulated planet, assuming they would be safe. They built the clockwork stars, Planet sized satellites with the power to grant wishes. Dream fountains were scattered across the universe, and only when given enough dream power would the clockwork stars activate. But this backfired. Beings evil of heart used them to destroy, hurt and control. Nothing the Ancients did stopped them. An Ancient calling himself Hyness arrived with three mages. They, with their unscientific powers, destroyed the clockwork stars. All, but one. The ancients had fear that history would repeat itself, and these ungodly wizards would destroy them, once and for all. So, like all threats before them, Hyness and the three Mage-Sisters, were sealed, and banished to the far reaches of the universe. Needing a protector, the ancients made a Knight. The ultimate warrior. The ultimate LIFE, Designed to follow all commands. But evil gripped the warrior's soul. It shed It's form, and raw power emerged. It destroyed planets with a beat of it's wings, Ripped reality with a slice of it's sword. Wyomingal
by pseudonyancat April 30, 2022
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Wyoming Plumber

The act of opening someones asshole then shitting in it.
I cant go out tonight im doing a Wyoming Plumber
by Ligmasigmagoon18 May 7, 2025
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