woody sweet

something that is woody, while also being sweet.

Damn girl, your ass is woody sweet.

Dude, you gotta smoke some of this. It's woody sweet.

by Enid Zero December 22, 2008

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captain woody

A man that has some good sex with a nice size penis.

Can't take it anymore captain woody.
Captain woody your sex is the bomb.

by Mrs Fantasy December 10, 2013

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woody charm show

having sex

I took that drop'em blossom back t o my place for the woody charm show

by dog nipple October 3, 2016

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boston woody

When a Red Sox fan uses a wooden baseball bat as a dildo on themselves

Ye, my bro Jay Foster got wicked smaht and gave himself a Boston Woody at the ballpahk and now the kid can't walk too good

by CallTheAquarium December 19, 2015

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Kissing-cousin to the much-overused "missed opportunity" ditty, and refers to where a hot stud palpitatingly wonders if it would be both possible and advisable to ask for intimacy from a particular girl whom he greatly admires/desires, and then gets a major hard-on as a result of said thought process.

Some people think I'm nuts to wear ultra-baggy clothing whenever I go out looking for some nice sweet a**, but I feel like it's worth it and then some, knowing that I won't get the acute embarrassment of being too "obvious" in public if I get an involuntary "could he, should he, woody" reaction at any times during said endeavor. And besides, da ladies don't seem to mind or even particularly notice --- none of them have ever commented about an overly-visible "glad to see you", nor has any gal even asked me why I was wearing such an oversize outfit.

by QuacksO November 17, 2018

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