Woody and Buzz

The most wanted sex criminals of the 1st century due to their movie being naked "Toy Story" which is basically just a reference to sex toys. Woody is the slang for an erection and Buzz is the act of shaving your pubes. It's not what parents think, as these two despicable criminals should stay in jail for eternity due to their unthinkable behavior of theirs that they have been teaching to kids ever since 1995. Am I right?

Mommy? Can I buy both Woody and Buzz? In one package?!

by Whodoievencare December 15, 2022

Woody

shrek lookalike

gotta love woody

by samuellawson01 October 16, 2019

Woody on

adi + woody =<3

woody has a woody on

by 2eh fgsdh,igjldsftgjmemjnrw hg May 18, 2011

Woodies

To be in a state of complete and utter drunkness. And/or legless off a small amount.

"Simo was so woodies last night, he was thrashed"

by Travis Dere March 4, 2008

Woody

Guy with a big wood who makes occasional errors around the nightclub whores.

“Who the hell is Woody chatting up at the bar?”
“Some slut who secretly has a buff boyfriend”
“Oh shit.”

by BruceRahmanFANPAGE4 June 9, 2024

Steven Woody, (the Woody)

The act of dreaming about divine sex only to wake up and find your roommate drying his wet balls on your erect penis.

I hate getting Steven Woody, (the Woody) on a weekday.

by Mmballs October 4, 2021

Woodie

Means that’s my britches

Hey woodie !!

by Realeast July 27, 2018