wanking

1) To masterbate

2) To do very little

3) To "shred" on a guitar/keyboard/bass

1) I fancy a wanking session

2) Stop wanking about

3) I don't like Steve Vai - all he does is fret wanking

by I'm Jack Cooper April 2, 2005

Wanking grades

Wanking grades

20 grades in total for wanking after you do one grade you have to wait another day from trying the next
G1=30 seconds
G2=2 mins
G3=4 mins
G4=5 mins
G5= 10 mins
G6=20 mins
G7=30 mins
G8=40 mins
G9=50 mins
G10=1 hour
G11=2 hours
G12=3 hours
G13=4 hours
G14= 5 hours
G15=1 day
G16=1 week
G17=1 month
G18=1 year
G19=3 years
G20= For the rest of your life.
If you fail grade 20 you cant try again
I MADE IT UP BUT YOU CAN TRY IF YOU WANT.

Stephen= Hey dude i completed grade 19 yesterday.
Sam= But you were at school, how did you do that?
Stephen= I automatically wank in my pants, 3 years, the only way i can be stopped if i get hit in the bulls.
Sam= Im grade 18

Both= I LOVE WANKING GRADES.
Jack= You guys talking about Wanking grades
Both= Go away jack

by Stephencame2ndinthewankingcomp December 1, 2009

Workington

A rather shit town with nothing to do but smoke the jeeba, drink and cause mischeif. Has a nice river for when da sunshine come.

Workington is not the shit, it is just plain shit

by Cliff Richard has a massive shlong May 26, 2006

working class

A trotskyist's objectification of everyone who is not a socialist and needs leadership.

We must organize the working class.

by eugene February 1, 2004

Working the pipes

3 dicks, one girl.
3 boys stick their dicks in 3 different areas or holes in the girl. (mouth, ass, pussy)

Zach, Kyle, and Tyler were working the pipes on Kylie.

by TWO brothers fjdjfk November 29, 2009

the winking eye

VAGINA!!!!

"the winking eye is her vagina!" Augie Farks

by Augie Farkss March 25, 2009

Illegal Wanking

When you're giving yourself the old hand/schlong, your mom walks in the door to your room.

*Tap-Tap-Tap-Tap*
Timmy: "O YEAH I'M SO AWESOME!"
(Door opens)
Mom: "TIMMY WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?"
Timmy: "I'M FIXING MY JEANS MOM!"
Dad: "Son, that's some illegal wanking"

by "P Nizzle" February 16, 2010