one-eyed willy

A mans penis.

"He pulled out his one-eyed willy and used it on his girlfriend."

by the boss-86001 December 18, 2016

Willy Head

1. A phrase often used to inform someone of the fact that their head has similar visual qualities to that of the male genitalia.

2. I playground insult, possibly the most effective of them all

3. Two totally unrelated words that have been placed side by side.

(All definitions exemplified by my marvelous assistants John and Martin)

1. John - Hey Martin, your head resembles a penis...

Martin - Are you saying that I have a Willy Head?

John - It appears so...

Martin - Huh

*Both walk off*

2. Martin - Oii John, I'm better than you at Football

John - Willy Head!

*Martin backs off*

3. John - Willy... Head

Martin - That was random.

John - Indeed.

by worriedsmiley.com July 4, 2011

Dick wet willy

When she sucks you but u stick it in her ear

Guy :Oh yeah thats good but turn your head Girl: oh wtf Guy cum on its just a Dick wet willy

by Www.wetwillyswithdicks.com December 4, 2018

willy waller 2006

A nifty tool for peeling potatoes and stuff.

(Willy Waller was invented by the coolest people in the world, who own tetesclaques.tv, a Quebec comedy site)

1. Dude, peeling potatoes and small animals with my willy waller 2006 is like 29389 times faster than just using my hands!

2. Buy one today, and get not one, not two, not even three, but THIRTY SIX WILLY WALLERS! You might be saying now, "But Uncle Tom, how can you do that???!" Well we don't know but order now anyways!!!

by Willy Waller February 6, 2007

willy nilly

Without consideration, an inconsiderate action.

"You can't just invade a country willy nilly"

by Kambo July 15, 2006

willy schubble

its the sticky stuff that comes out of a penis, always seems to happen when its having a good time.

the lil guy got a bit to excited last night, now im left to clean up the willy schubble.

by kevin barry July 2, 2006

Willy Whisper

Willy Whisper is the art of having a tug on your cock whilst in bed next to your sleeping partner, without waking them up.
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A 'Willy Whisper' is having a cheeky tug on your willy in bed, whilst your girlfriend is asleep next to you. With the aim to ejaculate and not wake your partner

'My girlfriend passed out last night so I ended up having a Willy Whisper instead'

by MonsterOfCookie April 6, 2010