wig-wong

A Wig-Wong, pAki dot, sing song, head strong, dab along, never wong, poop be gone, sniffathon a wig wong!

Look at wig-wong dabbin along

by Kat.fished.chickendinner November 25, 2021

pig in a wig

refers to an obese female (human) that resembles a pig wearing a wig

"hey sam, look at that descusting fat slob bitch."
-"yeah man, pig in a wig."

by psychobabble the mc September 12, 2009

Chest Wig

A huge amount of chest hair protruding from one's shirt. The Chest wig is cousin to chest carpet, but more so due to the fact that the wig is used as a means to get laid, first and foremost.

Shawn's chest wig was pokin' out of his shirt, and I was like "damn playa.... shave that shit, you gots crumbs in it"

by Gee Cee Zee January 17, 2009

Kitty Wig

A Kitty Wig is a hair piece designed for the sole purpose of beautifying household cats. Kitty Wigs® is a product of the feverish imagination of Julie Jackson & her siamese partner in crime, Boone.Kitty Wigs, are the finest wigs for your feline companions. With models ranging from pink passion, bashful blonde, silver fox, and electric blue, your cat will be the talk of the town.

Pete:Hey Dan your cat looks like a cheap hooker
Dan:Thats the new Kitty Wig i bought for her.

by Pomile April 14, 2009

shit wig

Typically a caucasian male claiming hippy rastafarian decent usually very thin and janky between the ages of 29 and 35. They usually fantasizes about bestiality and young males, they are sometimes employed as a tattoo artist.

John is the only shit wig I know.

by Ty Sparks November 10, 2008

Wig Head

One who has done so many drugs that they are tweeked or wigged out. Loss of brain function,impaired or slow witted.

Dude put the pipe down you are a total wig head.

by Long Ass December 27, 2010

Wigging out

The process of freaking out or being out of control.

Oh my god something just touched my foot in the water! I am wigging out!

by THATBROWNKIDHAMMSTER January 27, 2017