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when she wants the adzit

When a girl(monkey) becomes horny from a lame virgin's miniature penis and starts cumming all over the place
Lame Virgin: Why is that weird chick's chair wet
Sigma: I don't know and don't care. When she wants the adzit.
Lame Virgin: Oh shit she is grabbing at my adzit! what should I do?
Sigma: Just run like your father figure did.
Lame Virgin: Thanks best friend
Sigma: I'm glad I have a good friend
by SalKhan March 23, 2023
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Don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage

A colloquialism meaning "don't neglect your significant other and be shocked when they look for attention somewhere else."
Dale: I can't believe my Nancy cheated on me!

Boomhauer: Tell you what mang, talk about don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage mang.
by Charli XXX November 6, 2014
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leaving the 5 pin when bowling

If you leave the 5 pin standing alone at the end of your turn while bowling it means that you are going to bed alone or not having sex that night.
if you knock all the other pins and leave the center pin, then you have left the 5 pin. That is called leaving the 5 pin when bowling and it = no sex for you.
by Bowling Queen December 27, 2012
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wheres the dislike button when you need it?

facebook saying

when you dont like someones status but not cause your hating just cause you thought it was cool
facebook friend.. i love my iphone4
me .. wheres the dislike button when you need it?
by roccot7 June 27, 2010
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Down goes the leaver, when you see the beaver

When you have a boner and then you see a hot girl and you go soft.
GUY1:Oh shit!
GUY2:HA HA! You know what they say, down goes the leaver, when you see the beaver.
by rawr17 January 21, 2010
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when i eat the booty i feed myself

What me and my family do all the time! LOL
"bruh im hungry"
"When i eat the booty i feed myself"
by Sweaty_Mac May 27, 2021
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the awkward moment when...

How you start you sentence when you're about to recall an event or occurence that was funny, embarassing or awkward. Usually the moment you are recalling is something that has embarassed many.
the awkward moment when... you fart during a business conference and try to cover it up with a cough, but realise immediately and without need to confer, that everyone around you knows you just farted.

The awkward moment when... you make a black joke seconds before realising you are standing next to a black guy.

The awkward moment when... you say bye to someone then you both continue walking in the same direction.
by Bottom Face October 22, 2011
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