Weezer

(1). noun: An American rock band made for virgins, quiet kids, and old men who "miss old rock".

(2). phrase: A subtle form of saying you are either gay, a furry or you have never felt the touch of a woman

Dude 1: Yo! Did you hear the new Weezer EP?
Dude 2: No, I'm more of a Car Seat Headrest guy.

OR

Dude 1: My favorite band is Weezer , along with Toto.
Dude 2: Damn dude, get a girlfriend.

by gayfurry420 December 28, 2021

Wagon Wheeled

Sticking flowers up someones butthole while spoon-feeding them grits and screaming "Hunker Down!"

I wagon wheeled the fuck out of his gooch last night.

by Darrell Roberts September 19, 2011

wheezer pleaser

The wheezer pleaser is were in the middle of sex you tell a funny joke to get your partner wheezing while you thrust into them.

Girl we were having sex and he did the wheezer pleaser on me

by Apple milk with apple milf September 29, 2020

wheezechopper

If your friends say a really funny thing and you don’t know what to reply with, just say “Wow that was a real wheezechopper!”

Another definition is: Say your friends say something unfunny, for example, “that’s what she said” say “shut up you wheezechopper”

My friend said a really unfunny thing today, they sure are a wheezechopper.

by 1264859505847272 May 23, 2022

Larl Wheezer

A person with no life and barely any luck in the love department. They usually spend a lot of time on their computer and use the website "Pornhub" in their spare time.

"Will you ever help me clean?! Or are you just a Larl Wheezer?" said mom

by DankTazuna July 13, 2020

Carl Wheezer

God's most powerful being

"Oh Carl Wheezer," "Carl Wheezer christ!"

by Sirkenneth of thirds August 2, 2022

Carl Wheezer

The all-mighty croissant overlord, as well as the man who will get Jimmy's Mom.

Has 578 allergies, but can still eat ANYTHING.

Hey, Jimmy's mom? Carl Wheezer is pretty fine eh?

by Shrek_The_Second May 8, 2023