Potential Body Weight

The weight that you potentially be if you hadn't eaten the cake, hamburgers, soda, and ice cream today. To calculate back you measure how tight your jeans have gotten throughout the day.

This is the weight you should use when telling your friends especially of the opposite sex.

acronym: PBW

My potential body weight is 115 pounds after considering the cheesecake I just inhaled.

by lil.TW February 26, 2010

Weight Privilege

The desire that successful dieters have to lord their weight loss over the less privileged

Yo, man, stop shaming Brucie with your dumb weight privilege. We get it, you lost weight, and now you think you can be a dick about it. Damn weight–privileged attitude!

by old_standardized_tester October 22, 2018

shake weight

An alternative phrase to "air jerk", meaning the same thing, but able to be said in mixed company or situations in which air jerk would seem crass. The definition is taken from using a shake weight that you shake up and down, similar to the air jerk motion.

Dave to the plumber: "Why didn't you show up yesterday?"

Plumber: "I had upgrade my cell phone, my contract was up."

Dave: "Shake Weight!"

by Caroline43001 May 26, 2010

weight

Often referred to as 'sinkers' in Australia, weight is what you put on your fishing line when you go fishing.

Hey Jark, have you got any weights?

by Garvin Institute February 19, 2011

to lose weight

(verb) to take shits; to lose weight via shitting out the asshole.

I'm gonna go lose some weight. We'll talk after.

Coffee helps me to lose weight in the morning.

Honey, I know how it can work. You can piss between my legs while I move some weight into the bowl.
That way we can be more eco-friendly and conserve flush-water.

by elegantmaskwithafeather October 15, 2008

weightlifter

1. (n.) One who lifts weights, usually in an attempt to gain strength or muscle. 2. (prop. n.) A man who did squats with so much weight, his ass exploded and his intestines followed. This man is also known as the brother of Goatse and the recently crowned king of the trinity.

See example by: Ultimate Gary. His example pwns every example in this mothafuckin' dictionary.

by Paulito Calientico August 23, 2003

Baby Weight

The weight that a man or a woman gains when thy eat a baby.

Man, after that dinner last night, I really need to work out to get rid of that baby weight.

by monicoran May 5, 2008