Vaginal Weightlifting

Vaginal Weightlifting is a strength training exercises using the contraction of pelvic floor muscles to lift an object inserted in the vagina. Equipment such as weighted vaginal cones and jade eggs, and attaching a string to it. It strengthens the pelvic floor, and gives women sexual confidence and power.

Sara had a better time at producing orgasm during sexual intercourse, when she started vaginal weightlifting weeks ago.

by Don't use your real name. :P July 4, 2015

getcha weight up

When your fighting somebody and they're weak you will say "getcha weight up"

Jack was ready to fight Chris but Chris told him "getcha weight up,and then we'll fight!"

by Thugga18 July 20, 2016

strategic weight

The weight someone keeps because of strategic reasons, otherwise they may want to lose it.

A chiropractor so he can have more force pressure he can apply, or even more likely a large kid who keeps the weight so he can bully his siblings.

"My brother keeps strategic weight by eating all our leftovers so that he can always tackle us to the ground and we can't escape."

by FMTVIDS September 11, 2016

Punches above his weight

To do something greater than your perceived ability.

Johnny is only 5”7 but he punches above his weight on the basketball court

by Breaking dancing on cardboard March 5, 2021

Weigelism

Belief that was founded in 2008 by Andrew Weigel after the Flying Spagetti Monster warned him in a prophetic, shroom/acid-induced vision that all world religions were wrong and everyone is in fact their own God and there is no God at the same time. Then he climbed on to an Invisible Pink Unicorn and rode off into the south to spread the message and raise money for his church, the Church of Weigel, in hopes of getting enough funding to build a telescope capable of finding Russel's Teapot. The Church lives on to this day.

Some believe in Christianity, some believe in Buddism, I follow Weigelism.

by Dman999327 February 2, 2009

victim weight

someone who is under 150 pounds. basically you're vulnerable to people who weigh much more than you since their strength and weight is likely to overpower anyone who is under 150 pounds.

Guy 1: bro how much do you weigh?
Guy 2: About 134 pounds bro.
Guy 1: bro you're so light, literally any gym bro can bench press your body. you're a victim weight

by urbandictionaryteacher January 26, 2023

housewife weight

The excessive baggage that is gradually acquired over time by a housewife. They start off pretty, but slowly turn into fat cows who do nothing all day but sit around and eat things covered in chocolate and creamy shit.

Housewife weight results from a belief that, since the woman already has a husband who will pay for all the stupid, pointless shit she wants, she has a right to stop exercising and eating right, because she thinks that he will not leave her. If the man is smart, he will drop her tubby ass like a bad habit and find a girl half his age.

Once upon a time, John married a hot young intelligent woman named Jane. Jane began gaining housewife weight, and slowly morphed from a 9 into a -2, and became indestinguishable from a common farm hog.

by Daniel Jakubek November 29, 2006