Friendly Vulture 

A person, usually one of many, who is suddenly your very best friend in the world because you have brought food of some sort into the classroom. Usually gum, birthday cookies/brownies, and doughnuts.

Common phrases include, "Hey, buddy, can I have a piece?", "I'll be your best friend!", and "I'll give you five bucks."

"I opened a pack of gum on the bus today, and in swarmed the Friendly Vultures."

Friendly Vulture by c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g-song14 October 1, 2011

Sex Vulture 

Someone who preys on broken down/ended relationships in the hope of getting with people.

"Did you hear Norris and Margaret broke up?"
"yeah, phwoar, Margaret"
"You sex vulture, you."

Sex Vulture by pseudophobic January 15, 2012

lunch vulture 

Someone who hangs over your shoulder while you're trying to eat making you uncomfortable and rushed.

I was rushed through eating at work becauce my boss was being a lunch vulture.

lunch vulture by sawbones October 20, 2012

Blame Vulture 

A person who craves a tragedy in order to point a finger at a (usually) blameless party.

The news commentator swooped down on this morning's story of a tragic drowning like a blame vulture, criticizing the city's reduced lifeguarding hours.

Blame Vulture by kerrita banana July 8, 2012

Cock vulture 

Often unattractive and often middle aged woman who will hungrily swoop on any available man usually when said man is heavily intoxicated.

Mark was so drunk he had no idea of the cock vulture that was about to feast on him.

Cock vulture by Dzmcpherson January 11, 2014

Drama Vulture 

Someone who feeds off of others' drama

Id say 'accident' for now. Get your friends to organize a family therapist, at some point they'll find out its suicide and you need to make sure it's age appropriate. Identify the drama vultures and avoid them, they'll blab and blab loudly and you don't want them finding out too soon from the wrong person.

There will be drama vultures, usually loud, usually easy to vocal, unable to change the topic, they'll push their way in, they'll want to talk about it for hours when all you'll want to do is relax and grieve. Just avoid them and put your friends in interference. r/u/JesstheJaffa

Drama Vulture by underthesand May 29, 2015

Autograph vulture 

A person who bothers and hounds celebrities for autographs just to sell online. Often times an autograph vulture will camp out near a venue where the celebrity is working or lives with several items to be signed. This person is often times not a fan of the celebrity and has little respect for the fans in the same vicinity.

Fan: I wanted to meet my favorite singer but these autograph vultures pushed ahead and asked for 6 albums to be signed and he didn't have time for me.

Autograph vulture by MetalliStripe June 9, 2016