Handwashing vs Brainwashing

Two modes of processing intelligence concerning COVID-19.

She was tuned to CNN, he to Fox News. She believed you could not be too careful. He believed it was a liberal hoax. Their tiny apartment had become a Handwashing vs Brainwashing battlefield.

by Monkey's Dad April 5, 2020

Oreo Vs. KFC

The greatest battle of all time! :)

Oreo Vs. KFC is sexy

by Rarebatae April 3, 2019

Spiderman vs Venom

When a guy pulls a spiderman on you and smacks jizz on ur face, you take the jizz off ur face and smack it back in his eyes!

I totally did spiderman vs venom on that asshole...then kicked him in the nutts!

by Annapoops December 30, 2017

protractor vs. contractor

Refers to the debate over the benefits and drawbacks of using engine-powered vehicles instead of livestock to pull processing-implements for crop-fields. A protractor is a geometry device used to create/plot charts and graphs showing the various advantages that gas/diesel/electric motive-power has over horses or oxen, while a contractor is a hired professional whose job is to present the negative effects of motorized farm-machinery.

The whole protractor vs. contractor issue is not one that has an easy answer or solution --- on the one hand, modern farm-machinery is easier and simpler to operate, but horses and oxen do not cost nearly so much to purchase or maintain.

by QuacksO June 12, 2018

daniel vs joseph

This is difficult but Daniel overcomes josephs brute powers of gayness. With a turtle on his side Daniel would f*** Joseph up.

Daniel vs Joseph Daniel would win

by Will winks July 20, 2016

dream vs technoblade

its a fight between minecraft gods. the knowledgeable future and the wise past. in the end the wise past (technoblade) won and the knowledgeable future (dream). it was an event hosted by Mr.beast it was a 1v1 between the two for a 100000 dollars Us.

Omg have you seen dream vs technoblade it was epic

by roblox is nice tbh September 14, 2020

deep vs creep

A person who is deep uses their full mental capacity when problem solving, dealing with others and communication.
A person who is a creep uses some of their intellectual abilities to illegally or unethically problem solve, deal with others and communicate.

deep vs creep
I'm a deep and you're a creep.

by PineappleJuice March 29, 2015