Turd Vomit 

During the act of secreting a healthy ripe turd there is a sudden explosion from within the turd creating a foul smelling liquid that causes you to vomit.

Dude I just totally did a turd vomit in the bathroom and passed out!

Turd Vomit by Jessa Pee May 31, 2009

Blur Vomit

1.What you say while drunk and about to pass out after someone asks you how you feel
2.When you are disgusted by what someone
says

1.Your drunk, are you ok?
Blur Vomit!

2.She's ugly, but I'd hit it
Blur Vomit!

Blur Vomit by Russel0506 October 9, 2008

Computer Vomit 

When your computer (usually involves a Microsoft product) decides to print or display a screen full of unrecognizable jibberish. This often will happen for no apparent reason and at the worst possible times, like when you are trying to save something important or watch porn. This usually leads most people to either destroy said computer in a fit of uncontrollable rage or break down in tears, whichever works better.

I was trying to print out my weekly inventory report and then, BAM, computer vomit. Where's the blowtorch?!

Computer Vomit by ccham March 12, 2011

insta-vomit swag 

To be scared so suddenly the contents of whatever happens to be in your stomach to suddenly explode into your mouth cavity and then to be reswallowed.

"Oh crap man did you see how bad Olivia scared David with that freaky tongue thing?"
"Yeah dude, David got a dose of insta-vomit swag."

insta-vomit swag by #swagg September 5, 2011

Purse Vomit 

The contents of a purse, after they have been poured out onto the floor or a table. Purse vomit can be found when women have lost their car keys or makeup or then they are transferring the contents of one purse to another.

I came home and found purse vomit all over my floor with Mary digging through it, trying to find her keys.

Purse Vomit by Nemo Noone December 26, 2011

wand vomit 

that which is expelled from a penis following any form of sexual excitement

My girlfriend was playing with my cock last night and she let me shoot my wand vomit all over her naked chest

wand vomit by MMWC August 1, 2013

cereal vomit 

The residual cereal chunks in your bowl that are dumped into the sink. When sink is not rinsed out, these chunks mixed with milk resemble vomit when left idle.

"The least you could do is rinse your cereal vomit down the drain"

cereal vomit by WMetzger976 November 11, 2013