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Stringing the Violin

Will: I was stringing the violin last night when my mom walked in on me!
David: Wow, you dumbass
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play the violin

**TW: self-harm**

Another way of saying you will "slit your wrist". To understand, hold a "playing the violin" position with your arms/hands. Now, picture the position without the violin and instead of the bow used to play the instrument, picture yourself holding something sharp with the other hand.

This saying was created after watching a scene from the movie, "Gerald's Game" where the main character "Jessie" cuts an incision up "her wrist and into her palm, then forcing her hand down through the cuff as the skin peels upward like a latex glove coming off."
when you've been so used to saying "I want to kill myself" (which might worry whoever you're talking to), you can instead say "I want to play the violin" or "I'm gonna go play the violin"

when you see something that makes you want to commit death, you'd say "This makes me want to play the violin"
by Jupiachi June 11, 2021
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Viola and Violin fight

A fight between violists and violinists, people that play two of the most beautiful-sounding instruments in the string family. Even though both sides are to blame for constantly arguing, the violinists are mostly accused of starting the fight by creating and posting jokes about viola players.

E. g.

"What's the difference between firewood and a viola? Firewood burns longer."

The main argument that violinists use against viola players, is that viola is an easier instrument to learn. Which is accurate, to some degree, as the instrument is bigger than violin, thus, it is easier to avoid accidentally playing the wrong note. But let's not forget about the fact, that not everyone finds this an advantage.

Violin players often say, that viola players are just violinists who couldn't play the violin, because it was too difficult for them.
Person 1 "Hey, dude, how do you prevent your violin from getting stolen?"

Person 2 "I don't know. How?"

Person 1 "By keeping it in a viola case!"

Person 2 *laughs* "Viola sucks, am I right?"

Person 3 "That's not true! Both violin and viola have a beautiful sound!"

Person 1 & 2 "Dude, you're ruining the whole point of the viola and violin fight!"
by A Cat In An Elevator August 18, 2022
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Violin

(noun) A word that symbolizes the female genitalia; not dissimilar to the instrument, the violin, there must be a stick to produce sound. Likewise, it can be performed with a group.
Many have tried to learn the art form of 'playing' the violin, but only a few have truly mastered it.
by McCrapper March 22, 2013
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vigliown

The act of giving dozens of mind blowing, toe curling orgasmsin one night.
1. I vigliown your mom like there's no tommorow
- Shut up you d bag
by Frederic Fillipi IV June 18, 2007
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Viliami

He is a God at eating puffdogs, he is a good person to play Fortnite with because we always get 3rd place hehe.
I can see you V
Viliami is a black person
by How is your day, ( OKAY ) October 30, 2018
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Vimvite

When invited to an event or occasion as part of a select friends group, particularly when other members of the same select friends group were not invited for no apparent reason.
"Are you coming to John's party this weekend?"
"I didn't hear about that"
"It must have been a vimvite"
by Vimica Oral November 4, 2013
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