Valentine

a person who you find to be mysteriously attractive, or doesn't like you but you persist on going after her anyways.

I asked this mad biddy, "hey, wanna be my valentine?"
and she said no.

by weirdasiankid101 February 28, 2011

Flip Valentine

A producer from Las Vegas, NV. Works with Macro Fi and other local artists. Is now in a group called "Outside Looking In" which consists of 3 producers and 3 emcees. Looking foward to what he has to offer in the music industry.

Flip Valentine is one damn good producer!

by lvmusic April 22, 2009

Valenti

Valenti, Name Of Italian Origin. Means This Person Is Related To The Mafia Somehow. Powerfull.

Don Valenti, I Send My Respects On Your Daughter's Wedding.

by Dylan Valenti E. November 20, 2003

valentine's day

The worst holiday ever.

I hate Valentine's Day

by Karissa February 23, 2004

Anti-Valentine's Day

A day when everyone laughs at those in love and celebrate the greatness of lonelines...
And of course steal people's Valentine's Day Candy.
Celebrated on February 14 every year.

ITS ANTI-VALENTINE'S DAY!!!
~steals candy from random people~

by Confuseded February 14, 2005

Valentime's Day

A romantic holiday which coincides with the more popularized 'Valentine's Day'. The exact etymology is unknown but is often attributed to South Shore guidos and small children with equal intelligence. Now a colloquialism used by urbanites who use the term in jest to condescend those who aren't in on the joke.

Jersey: Are you doing anything for Valentime's Day?
Stephanie: Do you mean Valentine's Day?
Jersey: Yeah, Valentime's Day. Jesse and I are hittin' up the club, it's gonna be cray. I'm wearing the shortest skirt, I think I'll have to freshen up my spray tan first.
Stephanie: Sounds great, keep it classy, Jersey.

by Scuba383 November 3, 2012

Valentine Gift

Anything your heart desires to give on 14 February...but nowadays something more explicit and personal is in vogue.

Perhaps today's most meaningful Valentine gift, no matter what your sexual orientation, is a dozen Red, Heart-Shaped Exploding Butt Plugs!!! A gift the object of your desire will never be able to forget as it leaves permanent scars or mortal wounds.

by Blind William CupidTells February 12, 2010