Taking a bridge

the act of suicide, usually a joke.

"I haven't had a piece of strange in three months im thinking about taking a bridge"

by Mark C. August 28, 2005

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taking the hobbits to isengard

Taking a poop, going to the bathroom when it is a #2

Hold up! James is taking the hobbits to isengard... too much taco bell.

by treydawg July 3, 2007

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Tweaking

When you start to drink the bong water.

Yo bro, Olivia, you’re tweaking!

by Atweaker December 21, 2018

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Taking a Twit

Tweeting while taking a shit.

A phenomenon growing more and more popular with the amount of mobile twitter applications available.

Just don't let your mom catch you doing that nasty shit!

YOU: What are you doing?
ME: Just on the toilet Taking a Twit!
YOU: You are one nasty SOB!

by The Real Lobot January 7, 2011

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Taking A Big Country is when you have to take a shit so bad it requires you to take off all your cloths before you get on the crapper. You usually feel it coming on when you are in public or after a big breakfast with coffee. It starts with a rumble in the stomach then proceeds with sharp pains in the lower intestines. Plan of action is to head home and go ahead and unbuckle your pants, that way you can rip your pants off a lot faster. The shirt (if it doesnt have buttons is much easier). so it should be discarded on the floor once entering your home. This type of shit should be taken with great pride.

1) I couldn't answer the phone last night because I was busy Taking a Big Country.

by slick_willie December 9, 2011

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Taking a L

When a person Looses, he is Taking an L. It is usually when you try to do something fun,or try to impress someone, but you fail. Also if you argue a point but it is proved wrong, you take an L. Or if something bad just happens to you u took an L.

Soulja boi was taking a L when he got robbed while livestreaming.

John: "Yo, did u get sarah last night"
Jake:" Nah, she rejected me"
John:"u walked in knowing you were taking a L "

by elaijackconnorIzzy January 8, 2017

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