Turkey-Cock

A limp dicked individual. Incapable of functioning in any setting. Especially when a female is involved.

Look at that Turkey-Cock across the bar. He's not getting anywhere.

by Mike badass November 5, 2009

talk turkey

it usually refers to speaking frankly, discussing hard facts, or getting down to serious business.

larry-"i'm not to sure if i want buy the ring for 2,500 cuz it has flaws"
tim-"there are no flaws in it, i had it checked myself"
larry-"well i seen better rings by another client"
tim-"lets talk turkey, the watch and ring for 6,000"
larry-"5,000"
tim-"NOW WE'RE GETTING SOME WHERE"

by x February 26, 2004

Jive Turkey

A person that talks as if they know something they do not. A liar. Someone who constantly reminds you of how awesome they are but they are the opposite of awesome.

Jive turkey- "I'm so awesome, you'll never meet anyone as awesome as me..like ever"

Me- "shut yo mouth....fuckin jive turkey"

"Look at that chick taking selfies like she's a model, she's such a jive turkey"

by C. Alice November 24, 2014

Turkey legs

small snappy legs, usualy on someone with a large upper body similar to a funnel

nice legs you turkey

by don May 31, 2004

wild turkey

A alcholic beverage that will make you walk side-ways, and make the ugliest girls look pretty!

I cant believe I fucked that fat chick side-ways after I drank that WILD TURKEY last night!

by Ryan B July 24, 2003

Turkey Skin

The skin on the ballsack or when someone gets the chills and goosebumps appear. Both resemble the skin of a turkey.

Matt's balls were hanging out and you could see his turkey skin. I am pretty cold today...My arms look like turkey skin.

by S.Bod October 2, 2012

Turkey Coma

The act of falling asleep after a large turkey dinner, mostly happens around the holiday season.

Where's your Uncle Stan? We're supposed to watch football after dinner

He's in a turkey coma on the couch Dad

by Wikid Jay December 19, 2013