A twist on the standard blumpkin, a turbo blumpkin is getting head from a girl while taking a dump. The added boost comes when the girl pushes the log back inside the guy as a dildo and repeats like hitting the turbo button in madden.
by blumpkinater February 20, 2011
Get the Turbo Blumpkinmug. When "retarded" just isn't enough. People who are turbo-retarded make blondes look like geniuses. A person who blunders every now and then may be called "retarded" by their peers, but it doesn't mean they are a complete waste of space.
People who are "turbo-retarded", on the other hand, can not seem to function in society.
Everything they touch turns to shit.
Every word that escapes their ignorant mouth makes you want to punch them.
Every "though" that goes through their head has enough stupidity to kill a small nation.
You can't even make fun of them; their very being there just makes you pissed.
People who are "turbo-retarded", on the other hand, can not seem to function in society.
Everything they touch turns to shit.
Every word that escapes their ignorant mouth makes you want to punch them.
Every "though" that goes through their head has enough stupidity to kill a small nation.
You can't even make fun of them; their very being there just makes you pissed.
Person 1: "Hey there's a party going down. You going?"
Person 2: "Alright, who's going?"
Person 1: "Mark, Anthony, Cristy, John..."
Person 2: "Nope."
Person 1: "What why?"
Person 2: "I'm not going if John's going. He's turbo-retarded."
Person 2: "Alright, who's going?"
Person 1: "Mark, Anthony, Cristy, John..."
Person 2: "Nope."
Person 1: "What why?"
Person 2: "I'm not going if John's going. He's turbo-retarded."
by J.S.H.T. April 29, 2011
Get the turbo-retardedmug. The mega stds. Once infected a victim will cry sexual fluids out of their anus. There is no knoe cure and it mostly affects midgets.
by butmincherherpes May 18, 2018
Get the turbo stdsmug. Someone who is extremely slow, yet known to be ingenious. Refers to how amazing they are, but how they could be stupid also.
by Bekah Lindow March 21, 2009
Get the Turbo Turtlemug. A dumb impossible game in which you will fail because its like rugby, but if u get touched ONCE your out. And the people are all around you.
by Mr. Kakalaka May 30, 2018
Get the turbo touchmug. “Wow what’s that on the horizon”- person 1
“Well by friend. Behold most dangerous animal in all of Africa, the Turbo Gorilla. The unholy result of a gorilla doing the horizontal hug with a cheetah.“
“Well by friend. Behold most dangerous animal in all of Africa, the Turbo Gorilla. The unholy result of a gorilla doing the horizontal hug with a cheetah.“
by Ventrex14x October 4, 2020
Get the Turbo Gorillamug. Turbo Cider is a kind of budget-homebrew, often produced by students and those not old enough to buy their own booze. The main motive for producing such a beverage is usually just to get pissed on - and thus it is commonly frowned upon by 'proper' homebrewers and cider connoisseurs.
The process of brewing a Turbo Cider is to warm up some apple juice, and add some sugar and brewing yeast. A drinkable alcoholic beverage can be produced within two to three weeks, hence the name "Turbo Cider".
The process of brewing a Turbo Cider is to warm up some apple juice, and add some sugar and brewing yeast. A drinkable alcoholic beverage can be produced within two to three weeks, hence the name "Turbo Cider".
Julian: Man, this cider is proper skanky stuff. It tastes like absolute cack!!
Tarquin: I know, right! It's some turbo cider i did at home... it'll get us wrecked though!
Tarquin: I know, right! It's some turbo cider i did at home... it'll get us wrecked though!
by JizzJizz69 December 18, 2011
Get the Turbo Cidermug.