turbo-retarded

When "retarded" just isn't enough. People who are turbo-retarded make blondes look like geniuses. A person who blunders every now and then may be called "retarded" by their peers, but it doesn't mean they are a complete waste of space.

People who are "turbo-retarded", on the other hand, can not seem to function in society.

Everything they touch turns to shit.

Every word that escapes their ignorant mouth makes you want to punch them.

Every "though" that goes through their head has enough stupidity to kill a small nation.

You can't even make fun of them; their very being there just makes you pissed.
Person 1: "Hey there's a party going down. You going?"

Person 2: "Alright, who's going?"

Person 1: "Mark, Anthony, Cristy, John..."

Person 2: "Nope."

Person 1: "What why?"

Person 2: "I'm not going if John's going. He's turbo-retarded."
by J.S.H.T. April 11, 2011
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Massive Turbo

Someone who thinks they are the maddest, coolest, smartest, sickest lad out and isnt afraid to tell everyone. When in actual fact they are actually a little bit mentally retarded.
It is the opposite of being Dardy.
Non-Turbo 1: "Hey should we invite Nick and Leif out with us this weekend?"

Non-Turbo 2: "Nah those guys are Massive Turbo's"
by Wads Dardy March 25, 2010
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Turbo Soup

When you need an energy boost and a good ol' regular chicken soup doesn't cut it, you may try adding some speed (amphetamine) to your soup for that EXTRA oomph.

There's also a gourmet turbo soup that uses cocaine instead of amphetamines.

You can also make turbo coffee, turbo choccy milk, turbo anything - just make sure you put enough uppers in it.
Why are you so hyped, did ya eat turbo soup for breakfast?
by svamenzi April 28, 2021
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Turbo Hooned

Getting absolutely shit faced on Flugel Shots whilst Skiing in the Alps
Getting Turbo Hooned with the Lads!!
by TurboHoonedRiz April 04, 2023
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Turbo Gleek

The act of Gleeking (gleek) either in a consecutive manner, or a gleek that is projected over a large area of land.
Jordan: Damn, Brandon just turbo gleeked on Billy from the other side of the room

Billy: Owwww! i think its radioactive!!!
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Jordan: Oh my lord chris just gleeked like 10 times

Billy: Thats some turbo gleeking right there
by $JDizzY$ April 30, 2009
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turbo queef

An acoustic duo from Ontario, Canada.
Formerly known as '10 Second Turbo Queef'
Turbo Queef played an awesome show last night, I can't wait to see them again.
by Kays04 October 06, 2010
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turbo stds

The mega stds. Once infected a victim will cry sexual fluids out of their anus. There is no knoe cure and it mostly affects midgets.
"Oh shit, the midget gave me turbo stds!"
by butmincherherpes March 31, 2018
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