When "retarded" just isn't enough. People who are turbo-retarded make blondes look like geniuses. A person who blunders every now and then may be called "retarded" by their peers, but it doesn't mean they are a complete waste of space.
People who are "turbo-retarded", on the other hand, can not seem to function in society.
Everything they touch turns to shit.
Every word that escapes their ignorant mouth makes you want to punch them.
Every "though" that goes through their head has enough stupidity to kill a small nation.
You can't even make fun of them; their very being there just makes you pissed.
People who are "turbo-retarded", on the other hand, can not seem to function in society.
Everything they touch turns to shit.
Every word that escapes their ignorant mouth makes you want to punch them.
Every "though" that goes through their head has enough stupidity to kill a small nation.
You can't even make fun of them; their very being there just makes you pissed.
Person 1: "Hey there's a party going down. You going?"
Person 2: "Alright, who's going?"
Person 1: "Mark, Anthony, Cristy, John..."
Person 2: "Nope."
Person 1: "What why?"
Person 2: "I'm not going if John's going. He's turbo-retarded."
Person 2: "Alright, who's going?"
Person 1: "Mark, Anthony, Cristy, John..."
Person 2: "Nope."
Person 1: "What why?"
Person 2: "I'm not going if John's going. He's turbo-retarded."
by J.S.H.T. April 11, 2011
Someone who thinks they are the maddest, coolest, smartest, sickest lad out and isnt afraid to tell everyone. When in actual fact they are actually a little bit mentally retarded.
It is the opposite of being Dardy.
It is the opposite of being Dardy.
Non-Turbo 1: "Hey should we invite Nick and Leif out with us this weekend?"
Non-Turbo 2: "Nah those guys are Massive Turbo's"
Non-Turbo 2: "Nah those guys are Massive Turbo's"
by Wads Dardy March 25, 2010
When you need an energy boost and a good ol' regular chicken soup doesn't cut it, you may try adding some speed (amphetamine) to your soup for that EXTRA oomph.
There's also a gourmet turbo soup that uses cocaine instead of amphetamines.
You can also make turbo coffee, turbo choccy milk, turbo anything - just make sure you put enough uppers in it.
There's also a gourmet turbo soup that uses cocaine instead of amphetamines.
You can also make turbo coffee, turbo choccy milk, turbo anything - just make sure you put enough uppers in it.
by svamenzi April 28, 2021
Getting Turbo Hooned with the Lads!!
by TurboHoonedRiz April 04, 2023
The act of Gleeking (gleek) either in a consecutive manner, or a gleek that is projected over a large area of land.
Jordan: Damn, Brandon just turbo gleeked on Billy from the other side of the room
Billy: Owwww! i think its radioactive!!!
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Jordan: Oh my lord chris just gleeked like 10 times
Billy: Thats some turbo gleeking right there
Billy: Owwww! i think its radioactive!!!
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Jordan: Oh my lord chris just gleeked like 10 times
Billy: Thats some turbo gleeking right there
by $JDizzY$ April 30, 2009
by Kays04 October 06, 2010
The mega stds. Once infected a victim will cry sexual fluids out of their anus. There is no knoe cure and it mostly affects midgets.
by butmincherherpes March 31, 2018