Massive Turbo

Someone who thinks they are the maddest, coolest, smartest, sickest lad out and isnt afraid to tell everyone. When in actual fact they are actually a little bit mentally retarded.
It is the opposite of being Dardy.

Non-Turbo 1: "Hey should we invite Nick and Leif out with us this weekend?"

Non-Turbo 2: "Nah those guys are Massive Turbo's"

by Wads Dardy March 24, 2010

Turbo Blumpkin

A twist on the standard blumpkin, a turbo blumpkin is getting head from a girl while taking a dump. The added boost comes when the girl pushes the log back inside the guy as a dildo and repeats like hitting the turbo button in madden.

Molly hit me with the turbo blumpkin last night.... it was awesome.

by blumpkinater February 20, 2011

mega turbo

something that is more best than best; akin to fierce, arctic. also "turbo" or "mega turbo sweet".

"dude, i bought some mega turbo air jordans yesterday."

by porthos (3) September 27, 2008

Tommy Turbo

when you whip your willy out and get it wet by piping the Mrs.

"Sayin pal? You gone Tommy Turbo with the Mrs yet?"
"Uno dah, rattled her to next week"
"Is right the bro, gwoooon"

by ElWackooo August 28, 2019

turbo stds

The mega stds. Once infected a victim will cry sexual fluids out of their anus. There is no knoe cure and it mostly affects midgets.

"Oh shit, the midget gave me turbo stds!"

by butmincherherpes May 18, 2018

Turbo Felch

(1) verb. The act of farting ejaculate (or other substances mixed with ejaculate) out of the anus in which they were deposited.

See Felch

Hey, Dave, I'm hungry. Fancy some turbo felching?

by Doccy December 9, 2008

Turbo Gleek

The act of Gleeking (gleek) either in a consecutive manner, or a gleek that is projected over a large area of land.

Jordan: Damn, Brandon just turbo gleeked on Billy from the other side of the room

Billy: Owwww! i think its radioactive!!!
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Jordan: Oh my lord chris just gleeked like 10 times

Billy: Thats some turbo gleeking right there

by $JDizzY$ April 29, 2009