Hymen Trophy

A fictitious award bestowed upon a person for taking another's virginity.

Up on the mantel over there I keep my Hymen Trophy. Proudest day of my life

by thebetterfriend2 July 18, 2010

fuck trophy

a derogatory term for a child

man 1: "hey, i heard you have a kid with your girlfriend."

man 2: "yeah, it's my fuck trophy."

by minita July 30, 2008

participation trophy

A trophy that is awarded, usually to a child, simply for participating. It is based upon the idea that this will enhance their self-esteem and somehow make them better adults. Despite the fact that there is absolutely no empirical evidence to support this idea, the trophies continue to be awarded. These children ultimately become young adults who can't quite understand why employers in the real world do not share their exalted vision of themselves. Disillusioned and bitter, with plenty of time on their hands, many participated in the Occupy Wall Street movement. Ironically, no trophies were awarded for participation in this event.

Let's show Dillon how much we love him by awarding him a participation trophy for doing absolutely nothing.

by PBSPinchback January 25, 2014

Participation trophy

Everyone wins regardless of how fucking shit you are at it.

Timmy and his autistic soccer team got a participation trophy after they lost 14-0

by BruhSlav January 16, 2019

Jesus trophy

A special award given to highly religious people from the church. They get it when they have been going to church for over 60 years.
The actual trophy has an engraved pic of jesus + the inscription 'god fer lyfe'.

woo hoo! i finally got my jesus trophy,been waiting 60 long years for this.

by georgekoko March 6, 2009

White Trophy

Getting head while watching the final moments of your favorite sport and doing a money shot at the same time your team is pronounced victorious. Feeling the combined euphoric sensation of victory and satisfaction. Win-win.

Guy: I totally did the white trophy on my chick last night during the Charger's game!
Guy 2: NICE! Can we do the houdini on her now?

by tigerwarrior October 17, 2012

Championship Trophy

When you are vigorously fucking a midget from the back and just before completion you lift her in the air as you would a trophy. While the "trophy" is in the air you will rain down your own natural "confetti", also known as leche in costa rica. Once the confetti has stopped raining down, the midget is passed to your friends/teammates to start the process again. After everyone has had a turn with the trophy, she will then be prominently displayed in a glass case to immortalize the blood sweat and tears that were neccessary to win the championship.

Teammate #1 - Last night we took Gina McShortlegs home and made her a championship trophy.

Teammate #2 - Where is she now?

Teammate #1 - Locked in my basement.

by Hombre de Leche January 9, 2014