CHAPMAN TRIPLE

Slapping your penis on a females vagina 3 times in a row.

last night I gave my girlfriend the chapman triple.

by unit6666 August 20, 2009

Triple Gold

Triple Gold is mixture of 1/3 Bud Light, 1/3 Miller Light, and 1/3 Coors Light. It's known for being the drink of choice on hot days or at sporting events as it leaves behind no light beer after taste.

"Nothing would be more crisp and refreshing than a Triple Gold on the 4th of July."

by BeerHistory Prof March 26, 2009

Triple shank

The act of pulling down a person's pants, stabbing them in the side, and inserting one's penis into said persons anus.

My last day in prison was gifted with a triple shank from all my best buddies.

by BJ.......K? July 29, 2017

Triple Anal

Exactly as the term suggests, having three penises, or dildos inserted into an anus at one time.

Regina: "There are rumors about porn star Ginger Banks doing TRIPLE ANAL❗"

Mallory: "OMFG, how is that possible❓"

Regina: "Uh... Lube, Libations, and Loose sphincter ❗❗❗."

by Slut4u August 29, 2019

Triple Monday

Triple Monday is actually the Tuesday following a holiday weekend, but a day that has three times the shittiness of a normal Monday, because (1) it's still the first day of the work week, (2) it comes following what's likely an overly relaxed and/or fun weekend thus amplifying the effects, and (3) upon arrival at work you're faced with fitting a full week's work into the four remaining days.

It was a great Memorial Day weekend, but now I'm facing a Triple Monday when I get back to work.

by theswizzle May 28, 2015

Triple Starburst

The act of pissing, shitting and vomiting on yourself simultaneously, or at least in the same "session". Normally associated with extreme drunkenness.

I think I'm about to triple starburst

by JT83 February 28, 2011

Triple vaxed

The act of doing something stupid.

Did he just burn down city hall by lighting his farts on fire? Yes, he triple vaxed that bitch to the ground.

by erock75 December 21, 2022