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touch some grass

something you say to someone when they need to come back down to earth. some similar sayings are come back down to earth , go outside , etc.
Mark: My life is so hard

Juby: Sir please go and touch some grass
by nickifan5ever February 3, 2021
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tippy touch

A speedy touch of a man's member, schlong, knob, etc.

While it is not very satisfying, it can be a hopeful prospect, and is convenient for rushed situations.
A)Johnny: "Yo Frank, you get your dick wet yet?"

Frank: "Nah, just a lil tippy touch"

B)Lisa: "Hey Sam, could I get a pen?"

Sam: "Course, how bout a quick tippy touch though?"
by Forstag January 13, 2010
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Toucher Glasses

The kind of glasses that pedophiles and sex offenders can be seen wearing. They are generally large frames, with plastic or wire rims.
Jack: Woah, stay away from that guy, he's definitely wearing toucher glasses.
by Sarahcastic May 7, 2007
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iPod Touch

If the iPods were on a TV show, the iPod Touch would definetly be the breakout character. It recently began to out-sell the Nano, making it one of the most popular portable media devices of all-time.
(iPod Classic is in the role of a single father living in San Francisco, the Nano and Touch are the two teenage siblings, and the Shuffle is the baby brother)

iPod Classic: Children! I have someone for you to meet! This your new adopted teenage brother, the iPod Touch!
(Laugh track goes "WOOOOOOOOOOOO!")
iPod Touch: It's a pleasure to meet you all!
iPod Nano: I don't want an older sibling! (starts crying and runs upstairs, and eats so much that it gets fat)
iPod Shuffle: I'm small and have no screen, but if you push down on my head, I can talk to you!
iPod Classic: Awww, he just said his first word!

(3 seasons later......)

iPod Classic: Wow iPod Touch, you're so awesome and cool that you were able to to turn the iPod Nano into a small piece of shit that can't even play videos! No wonder you're the most popular iPod!
by "The iPods" Executive Producer November 23, 2010
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no-touch stud

A lesbian, which can be butch or otherwise, who does much of the giving to other women sexually but does not like to be on the receiving end as much or even at all from their partners. The top; the opposite of a pillow princess in a lesbian relationship.
Big Boo and Poussey are definitely some of the no-touch studs in OITNB.
by planet_u August 31, 2019
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touch-and-go

Pilot's jargon for a practice landing. You land the plane long enough to roll the wheels on the runway, then apply full power and take off again. Used to practice many landings in a short time.
"I did 8 touch-and-goes today, and boy was that crosswind rough! Any coffee around here?"
by Athene Airheart March 19, 2004
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It's only gay if your balls touch

A reasurance used toward to guys who are about to, or who you wish were about to, engage in homosexual activity. With just eachother, or with you as well.

It's not true, of course, as simply doing something with someone else can't change who you're attracted to, but with dudes being so afraid to be gay, it's worth a try.

It's also just funny.
Shane: "No way"

Kyle: "Y..yeah"

Figure.10: "Aw.....but remember, it's only gay if your balls touch!"
by Figure.10 May 27, 2009
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