Tired 'As Fuck'.
He wanted me to go to the store with him, but I was tired AF.
He wanted a quick blowjob, but I was tired AF
He wanted a quick blowjob, but I was tired AF
by 123whopding August 22, 2016
Get the Tired afmug. Third wheeling for two couples, so one would be the fifth person (fifth wheel), hence the name spare tire.
Ricky and Jane went with John and Rachel to the movies on a double date. They invited David too. David politely declined, however, telling them that he didn't want to spend a perfectly good Friday night spare tiring.
by Whitest Black Person October 27, 2016
Get the spare tiringmug. When you are so tired that you act as if you are drunk and sometimes don't remember what you said or did the next morning
jill: thanks for walking me home last night, and all the sweet things you said to me
john: We hung out last night? Damn, i'm sorry. I must have been shitfaced tired
john: We hung out last night? Damn, i'm sorry. I must have been shitfaced tired
by loki219 October 13, 2010
Get the shitfaced tiredmug. by Brave Dave C February 28, 2016
Get the Tire Markmug. Peepeepoopoo: Man I feel so sick
Boomer: how much sleep have you had?
Peepeepoopoo: not much
Boomer: you’re puke tired, get back to work!
Boomer: how much sleep have you had?
Peepeepoopoo: not much
Boomer: you’re puke tired, get back to work!
by Blobfishunicorn December 2, 2019
Get the Puke tiredmug. 1. The large expansion of a woman's lower abdomen during her menstrual cycle, which causes the particular woman to feel embarrassment, distress, stress, anger, rage, fury, impatience, ill-will, turmoil, irritation, violent fits, and/or cause the woman to deem it necessary to bringeth fire and brimstone upon any soul that dare step in her way.
2. The bloating that results from a woman during her period, which gives her a reason to be pissed almost all day.
2. The bloating that results from a woman during her period, which gives her a reason to be pissed almost all day.
Amy must have the tire of shame. It's the only reason she's been so peeved lately.
Don't comment on her tire of shame. It will only make her more mad.
Don't comment on her tire of shame. It will only make her more mad.
by the_poor_soul January 1, 2012
Get the tire of shamemug. A unique form of tiredness which replaces being hungover in select individuals; The superhuman ability to become intoxicated multiple nights in a row but never suffer the ill effects of a hangover thr following day.
"Wow. What a night. We drank like we did 20 years ago in college. I am soooooo hungover. How do you feel?"
"I'm Jacqi tired. Gonna go do a PB 10k today."
"I'm Jacqi tired. Gonna go do a PB 10k today."
by Gympy January 23, 2021
Get the Jacqi Tiredmug.