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Tinder lick

Licking another ones ass that you just met on tinder
Met a girl last night and tinder licked her
by Psydo123 June 1, 2018
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tinder bittle

An adorable chick that is of age (over 18), but looks like she is younger than 18.
Dam man! Look at that tinder bittle at 12 o'clock.
by FunnyFlirtyThirty June 1, 2018
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The Tinder Paradox

It’s a conflict of interest towards any dating site for you to find a partner. Losing two users if that relationship works out. And while your looking, if all the matches you make are compatible then there is no need to pay for additional features.
Britney the only way to get out of the tinder paradox you’re in is to go meet someone organically off the internet.
by dee_dizzzleeeee September 5, 2022
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Tinder

A dumb as fuck dating website where 99% of users are literal trash and never find love despite years of being on the app.
Guy: Mom, I got Tinder!
Mom: You're an idiot if you think you'll ever find love there you sick fuck
by MiguelsMR April 28, 2022
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tinder boy

A delicious hunk of meat that is too fuckboyish to take seriously
The tinder boy won’t stop snapping me.
by TigerKing12369 October 17, 2022
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tinder tag

when you match with someone on tinder multiple times without meeting
josh: we played tinder tag for awhile before we actually went on a date
jesse: how many times did you match?
josh: like 3 times, i guess third time’s the charm
by MamaGanja May 14, 2022
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Here are a few ways to make yourself popular on big-name dating apps like Tinder, especially in big cities. Here are a few (unwritten!) rules in exact ascending (beginning) order:

Photofeeler

Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.

EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.

DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.

For reuse on dating apps

In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.

DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.
Life Hacks to Get Matches on Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, & Other Dating Apps

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by DeezPeanuts May 19, 2022
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