tired

What any woman in a long-term relationship claims to be when sexual advances are initiated by their still eager male partner. Goes hand in hand with a "headache" or "that time of the month".

Joe: "Honey... I've been thinking 'bout you aaall day."
BitchWife: "Not tonight Joe, I'm tired."
Joe: "Oh well, looks like I'm going a few rounds with the old one-eyed trouser snake alone again."

by Josh March 26, 2004

Too Tired

An excuse a man makes when his girlfriend doesn't want to get it in. Happens when she doesn't like it.

Ryan told me yesterday he was too tired to get it in

by shedoesn'tlikeit October 25, 2011

teledildonics

Electronic dildo to dildo communication systems for the purpose of communicating dildonic telemetry over short or long distances over a variety of networked mediums (i.e. teledildonics over token ring, teledildonics over ethernet, teledilconics over TCP/IP, et. al.)

Hey Bob, connect to my multiplayer teledildonic system on 127.0.0.1:69 !!

by DMD March 7, 2003

tired talk

tired talk is when you and your boyfriend/girlfriend are uber sleepy/tired and are talking to eachother.

normally you tend to be sweeter, and you say cute things that make your boyfriend/girlfriend smile.

me and axel had tired talk last night. he's so cute.!

by HEATHERwearsPRADA July 14, 2009

You look tired

Politically correct way of saying that you look like shit.

Showed up real early at a swim meet the other day, this guy says, "you look tired". What he meant to say was, "you look like shit".

by 713hdj August 27, 2011

Tilted Kilt

An awesome bar and restaurant. Has smoking hot babes in small plaid skirts, with great boobs, and is as good as Hooters, if not better

Cody- Hey want to go to Tilted Kilt and have a few?

Cliff- Hell yeah man, lets get our drink on!

by beer and boobs July 4, 2010

Tired Liger

Someone is is so incredibly sleepy, they are using a slant rhyme of "Tired Liger" to show how sleep deprived they are. They are also referring to a mystical animal like a liger because they want to have dreams with magical animals in them.

Shakespeare in English makes you a tired liger.

by lilrachel333 October 9, 2009