President Toddler

The 45th President of the USA, Donald Trump

"Despite the negative press covfefe"
Random User: Well, shit. President toddler's at it again!

by De Lumpdumper October 29, 2017

90s toddler

Anyone born between 1988 and 1997 (could also be 1989-1998, but most commonly it is 1988-1997).

If you're born in 1996, you are a 90s toddler.

by QQBoy2 June 6, 2013

tuddle

to take ones time, a slow walk, a person who takes ones time is therefore a tuddler

I am going to take a tuddle down to the shops

by Steve Watts October 16, 2006

tiddlehoop

It's a fucking tiddlehoop.

You're a fucking tiddlehoop.

by Chink ass ho November 24, 2013

Twiddle with your Fiddle

playing with your dick

John Greer will be willing to twiddle with your fiddle but perfers to twiddle with Austin Honeycutt's fiddle

by RastaPastaBeensterBeen March 13, 2009

toddler boner

When a woman is so attractive, that even toddlers are noticeably aroused by her.

Sheila is so hot that when she walked past the daycare center, some Pampers were pushed to their stretching point. Thus entering her into the annals of toddler boner

by blindpouch April 6, 2011

twiddlepoop

a homosexual man word origin dates back over 200 years

James Buchanon,America's only confirmed bachelor president,was a twiddlepoop,as was his long-time gentleman-companion,Aunt Fancy.

by Mr.Vocabulary November 29, 2013