Thor that hoe

When one is recieving fallatio from ladyfriend, and they are about to climax (splooge). They pull out and ejaculate into said lady's face, they then proceed to hit her over the head and across her face with his one eyed monster and exclaims, "Great Odin's raven!"

When she was done, did you Thor that hoe?

by Flint House December 8, 2007

Thong-Dollaz

(Noun) Money made by strippers, esp. cash stuffed in their undergarments by strip-club patrons.
Copyright Jeph Jacques, QuestionableContent.net

"Lemme guess, you spent your thong-dollaz on lipo and a boob job? Of course, in your line of work those are tax-deductable"
Faye, Questionable Content strip #757

by Libby Shep December 10, 2008

Thogun

To be thogun is to be damn crazy.

Pronounciation: Thogun. Tho-gun.

Noorin's computer is thogun.

Translation: Noorin's computer is damn crazy.

by Redlovr (aim) October 20, 2005

Thong-Wrong

1. A male that wears a thong. 2 A woman with a hairy ass crack wearing a thong. 3. Someone with no ass at all where-in the thong can not stay in place.

That was such a Thong-Wrong. You need an ass to wear a thong.

by the2ndflood December 9, 2007

thorgasm

1) an orgasm that causes you to bellow and shake violently as you release, or 2) an orgasm that, when directed at a member of the opposite sex, actually causes them to leave the ground with its overpowering force

Man, Sally was a real animal last night. A car alarm went off after I thorgasmed.

-or-

Well, I think it's plain to see what happened here. She clearly died as a result of thorgasm-related trauma.

by B-Zok December 7, 2006

Crusty Thong

The excess build up of ass cheese, vaginal discharge and sweat on that of a woman’s supposed “sexy” thong. This is do to the neglect of a daily shower and/or a fresh pair of panties. It will often resemble the color and texture of dried baby vomit.

Mom - (to daughter) Go get your sisters laundry and clean them please.
Daughter - Ewww!!! Mom!!! Come look at her crusty thong. It's the most revolting thing I have ever seen.
Mom - Dear lord, mother of holey Jesus, what in the hell is that!?
Daughter - Its her thong, I think. Im not touching it, you touch it.
Mom - There is no way I am touching that disgusting thing; besides, you found it first.
Daughter - No! I might catch something and OH MY FUCKING GOD!! I think it just moved.

by S.Reiter-H January 1, 2012

thoraxcorp

Thoraxcorp sells total stardom solutions (be it of the political or financial variety). The owner and CEO is Gent DeLabor. Other employees include Rode and Leg DeLabor.

total stardom

by squirrelavengerr May 27, 2004