Think with his fists

A person who prefers to use violence to logical thought is said to think with his fists.

The Lieutenant thought that Officer White was a thug who would think with his fists!

by I, Wreckerrr October 13, 2016

I think I might have left the blender turned on

1: The most hilarious line ever spoken in King of the Hill. Hank Hill said this in Episode 10 of Season 1. Why was it so great? Well first, can you picture Hank Hill using a blender? Second, a blender is not something you can just leave on, because it's only on when you hold down the button.

2: A bizarre excuse to step outside for a cigarette when you don't want people to know you smoke.

(FROM KING OF THE HILL)

*Hank and Peggy are in bed.*
HANK: Uh, I got to go do some stuff. I think I might have left the blender turned on.
*Hank gets out of bed, goes outside, and lights up a cigarette.*

by Daedalus Suburbanus April 6, 2011

thinwa

A declaration by thin, and usually healthy, people against the consumption of a food perceived as being fattening or generally unhealthy. Derivative of fatwa, as a religious edict against something unsavoury.

Owing to the recent bad press about trans fats, members of my running club have issued a thinwa against Girl Guide cookies.

by newsamjohnson February 6, 2010

Think Tankie

A person who is professionally involved in spreading propaganda while working for a think tank that is funded by weapons manufacturers who literally build tanks.

I just landed a sweet job at the Australia Strategic Policy Institute (ASPI) as a junior Think Tankie!

by High Level Wumao October 12, 2020

Share Thinking

This is when an individual doesn't research information that was found online but still 'shares' it on. They barely use their own brain in the process to at least try to find out if it is true. Said individuals just 'share' incorrect information and in the process forming an opinion from it. This information is nowadays 'shared' in the form of memes, random Facebook posts, or articles from fake sites etc.

Unknown Starter: 'Walt Disney is cryonically frozen' *Shares post* with caption (opinion) without finding out if this is true.
User A: Sees post, *Shares post* with caption based on the previous user's already incorrect opinion of incorrect information.

User B: Oh wow, I didn't know that!, *Shares post*
User C: *Shares post*
User D: *Shares post*
(This cycle usually continues on until a logical person that can think for themselves decides to research the information).

User E: Guys, this isn't really true, did anyone ever try to find this out? The guy isn't actually frozen. Why share this post if you're not going to find out for yourself if it's true? That's share thinking!

by BMyPleasure June 8, 2015

bitch think

Ideas, concepts, policies and other expressions that are non-sensical and often contradictory and/or absurd that are formulated by women; often in an effort provide some sort of advantage either material, sociological, legal or personal. Especially if blatently selfish or hypocritical in nature.

Man1: my ex girlfriend just called me a told me that even though she cheated on and broke up with me that I should still pay her bills every month because it is my fault we broke up.

Man2: that's ridiculous bitch think. I would cut contact with her.

by SwampFawkes March 20, 2019

Bring it in for the real thing

The act of embracing a fellow man who you would regard as a brother in a strictly heterosexual manner.

"Come here brother, give me a hug! Bring it in for the real thing!"

by P-ROYCHCH February 26, 2009