I have this condition and I'm not male... but what this is is basically not being able to piss when someones right outside the bathroom or is in the bathroom stall next to you for fear of someone hearing you pee or accidently blasting one.
I couldn't pee cuz some hot guy was outside waiting to use the toilet, I turned the water on and it still wouldn't flow.
by cruella June 08, 2005
When a chick gets on her knees and a dude pisses in her mouth. Then to flush, hold her nose shut and close her mouth so she has to swallow it.
Man I was getting some head and had to piss so bad that I decided to give this chick a turkish urinal.
by Andre Bushart April 03, 2007
1. A man who walks into any bathroom and instead of choosing a urinal with no one around him, he goes and stands next to another guy using a urinal.
by Domination57 May 01, 2011
by uhudhghdghjhsjlfhjdhjdhs April 26, 2020
The act of failing to urinate when stood at a urinal in a busy men's public toilet, despite really needing to. This is often followed by urinal miming
"I stood in the queue for 5 minutes, then got urinal panic when it was my turn to go. I just stood there pointing percy at the porcelain & nothing happened. In the end I had to do some urinal miming."
by John Superman December 06, 2013
Outta the way you lot! I’ve gotta get to the loo. I’m gonna pee my pants in about 5 seconds! I’m halfway through the urinal countdown!
by Nuphagus December 19, 2019
Much like a game of chess. When 5 urinals are present and male 1 takes the first urinal. Male 2 then comes along and takes the urinal 3 spots down so male 3 canot piss if they respect the Urinal Rule. Checkmate
Male 1: Dammit i was Urinal stalemated today!
Male 2: Oh wow thats dog man.
Male 1: I know! If only he wasnt a douchebag.
Male 2: Oh wow thats dog man.
Male 1: I know! If only he wasnt a douchebag.
by Yolo Dicks Swaggins Mcgee November 01, 2013