i no longer have to shave my feet! my socks took all the hair off! this sock erosion thing is great!
-anonymous runner
A: who you callin' a hobbit?
B: well you do look like one.
A: shall i show you my feet?
B: please don't.
A: *takes off shoes* WHAT NOW? NO HAIR. BAM.
B: merely sock erosion, this proves nothing.
to a therapist: i'm feeling callous; i've been wanting to let my hair grow out for some time now but have discovered that my socks are thusly im-pede(ing) on this wish.
therapist: though this is rather humerous, kneed not be worried, patient. your tendoncy to wear socks can be easily refitted. you have a minor sock erosion.
-anonymous runner
A: who you callin' a hobbit?
B: well you do look like one.
A: shall i show you my feet?
B: please don't.
A: *takes off shoes* WHAT NOW? NO HAIR. BAM.
B: merely sock erosion, this proves nothing.
to a therapist: i'm feeling callous; i've been wanting to let my hair grow out for some time now but have discovered that my socks are thusly im-pede(ing) on this wish.
therapist: though this is rather humerous, kneed not be worried, patient. your tendoncy to wear socks can be easily refitted. you have a minor sock erosion.
by toine toine December 12, 2012
Get the sock erosionmug. by Ye December 23, 2016
Get the sock youmug. Australian Idiom
1. Used to signify the feeling one experiences at the pinnacle of relaxation.
2. A command given to assist one in relaxing
1. Used to signify the feeling one experiences at the pinnacle of relaxation.
2. A command given to assist one in relaxing
"Socks off mate!" Bazza said to Johno after opening a fresh beer.
Johno turns to Bazza affirmingly and replies "Socks off!"
Johno turns to Bazza affirmingly and replies "Socks off!"
by Titaniumface October 22, 2017
Get the Socks offmug. The female equivalent of getting sacked, characterized by a strong blow of the fist to the vaginal region.
by 313vagina February 23, 2009
Get the Mitt Sockedmug. A white sock extracted from an adolescent boy's dresser to indulge the young lad's fantasy of having his meat in a sleeve during a spanking session and having that sleeve double as a receptacle and wipe at the end of the spank.
Often used over and over and carefully stashed for privacy, the Crusty Sock crystallizes over time and literally "stands on its own." It is typically at this point that a new Sock is put into commission and the old one is retired.
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Often used over and over and carefully stashed for privacy, the Crusty Sock crystallizes over time and literally "stands on its own." It is typically at this point that a new Sock is put into commission and the old one is retired.
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Once Mom and Dad fell asleep, young Micah pulled out his stack of Porno Mags and spanked his monkey, cleverly containing the evidence within the confines of his trusty, Crusty Sock.
by Alfsonso Muzan November 12, 2010
Get the Crusty Sockmug. by themarcuscreature February 10, 2005
Get the put a sock in itmug. by Mark Zuckerburg not lizard March 11, 2019
Get the Poop sockmug.