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Old Man Syndrome

When you smoke so much weed that you become an 80 year old man.
He got "Old Man Syndrome" last night, He crawled on all fours to get into the house.
by yungporoonthetrack July 24, 2022
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old man's choke

A man (or woman) who displays antagonism.
Bleen: "Give me a handshake!"
Edna: < not responding >
Bleen: "Old man's choke"
by Spice cowboy August 11, 2022
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old man carl

A man that looks like old man Carl from the movie up also known as Michael 😂 he’s low key so stupid he’s a dick but he’s funny he’s always there for you in his own way
by ????$?$?$&!?&&?&!& July 5, 2022
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old man uniform

Dresses as if he's on vacation 24/7. Hawaiian shirt or similar, shorts usually kaki, cheap sunglasses
"My Dad looks like he's on vacation 24/7."
"-You mean he has the old man uniform down."
"Yeah, he looks comfortable though."
by panipilot April 30, 2015
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Old man sex

How Tumblr users refer to sexual intimacy occurring between two fictional men over the age of 45. Similar to ‘old man yaoi’ but typically refers to white men.
Everyone’s writing fanfiction about House and Wilson having old man sex.”
“Isn’t Wilson only like, 40?”
by grimm23 December 13, 2023
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Old Man Kip

Mid afternoon, when a wave of tiredness just overwhelms you, take an OMK… Just like a Siesta really
Well, I’m off for an Old Man Kip (OMK) !!!
by Count Shillitoe May 29, 2022
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Old Man Spit

the way old people spit: it sounds like this: HRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKK PTOOOOOOOO
That 70-year-old man just old man spit into his soup
by Sparklestarley December 9, 2016
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