Game, set, match

In internet debate, a bluff added at the end of a specious post that is a desperate and hopeless attempt to recover from having been pwned.

Oh you think you're so smart! Well what about blah blah blah, blah blah blah, and blah blah blah? Game, set, match.

by Gruntmaven May 20, 2009

match dot con

lying to make a person believe that you have alot in common to secure a hook up.

Dude, she is so not your type, you have nothing in common,
I know but she is so hot i pulled a match dot con so i could tap that ass

by gravy_baby June 24, 2010

Mitch match bitch

On April 30,2019 you wear Mitch match fucking clothes Bc your a real one

Make sure your not wear the same of something or your a bitch PERIODT “ Mitch Match bitch

by Kinglujay25 April 27, 2019

how do you mis the match? but, match the mis?

this phrase means how can someone stand out from everyone else but still able to blend in the environment

He makes rock music

She makes landscape paintings

but are still able to have a conversation about the two and relate

"how do you mis the match? but, match the mis?"

by iljrmy June 20, 2023

texas death match

a gimmick match in pro wrestling

In a texas death match:
1) there is no disqualification;
2) pin/falls count anywhere in the building; and
3) a wrestler has to touch all four ring posts in order for a pin/fall or submission to count.

by Super Guy February 4, 2004

Matching curtains and carpet

When the color of the hair on the head is the same color as the pubes.

Look at that broad's blue hair. There's no fucking way she has matching curtains and carpet.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Wet match in a dark room

Someone who is so incredibly stupid that only an obscure analogy could describe their low level IQ. Just as a wet match in a dark room is the antithesis of light, an incredibly stupid person is the antithesis of an intellectual.

" Did you hear about that guy that played Russian roulette with a semi-automatic pistol?"

"Yeah, that dude was a wet match in a dark room. What a fucking moron."

by armyowalgreens April 25, 2010