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After-thot

1. A person that is so much of a hoe that they have upgraded from thot status.

2. When you come to the realization that a person you were interested in a moment ago was terrible ideal after you rethought about it.
Bruh, that chick is an after-thot
by Corrust May 10, 2018
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The After Party

Some Dope Ass Cover Band From Portland, Oregon. They play super gay shit and Then Rage Against The Machine. The Lead Singer listens to Creed and Nickelback while the Bass Player listens to music that would probably Trigger PTSD from his College years in Troy, NY and make him draw heat. The Drummer who has recent interest in Brazilians, would likely be found at a Cosplay convention having unprotected sex with a Lela look alike from Futurama. The Lead guitarist whom is from the Philly Cheesecake capital enjoys engulfing his face in Taco Bell before practices and likes to publicly body shame fat cats.
The After Party has some Kick Ass
music!
by Thomasdude September 5, 2020
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after-burn

A cigarette smoked after smoking pot ('burning'). The lungs have a pleasurable burning sensation after smoking weed which heightens the pleasurable sensation of smoking tobacco.
"I wish I had saved that dart for an after-burn."

"Let's have an after-burn shall we?"

"We smoked after-burns before going inside."
by mousygerade January 15, 2014
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after-burner

An insult that is understood (and sometimes only insulting) long after the delivery.

Not related to After Burner Fart
Mark: "Janet, you're decorative."
Janet: "Thanks Mark!"
Mark: "Never mind."

Hours later...

Janet: "I'm decorative? Like, only good for like, making things pretty and stuff? Owwww, That burns."

Janet thought it was a compliment until she realized Mark was commenting on her mental abilities or lack there of; Mark had insulted her with an After-Burner.
by Marshall Gibson September 29, 2009
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after the fact

A euphemism for "after intercourse".
"The National Institutes of Health convened a group of experts that year to address the question 'What is the scientific evidence on the effectiveness of latex male condom-use sic to prevent STD transmission during vaginal intercourse?'

Most of the relevant published studies, they found, didn't use the kind of experimental design you'd want to see – i.e., prospective design, in which the researcher compiles data by following the subjects' behavior going forward, rather than gathering data after the fact."
by Lepus July 20, 2008
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Go in after

Have sex with somebody who has had alot of partners
Go in after is used in a profane term, meaning having multiple sex partners

John: I get pussy all the time, you wanna fuck?

Destiny: Sorry, I don't go in after bitches!
by hldjr February 1, 2007
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After-Shit

An after-shit is an uncommon phenomenon which occurs after taking a normal shit. Usually, minutes after completing your first dump, you unexpectedly shit again. Whether or not you are on the can is inconsequential.
John thought he was done in the bathroom, but one change of pants later, he learned to respect the dreaded after-shit.
by Oaff January 19, 2012
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