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lust puddle

noun.
1) a condition of being weak in the knees and drooly when met by an object of lust.
2) resultant wetness left in one's underwear from being in such lust
3) the juices left in one's bed after a prolonged sex session.
Oh God, I just melted into a lust puddle.
by augratin April 28, 2007
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puddle horse

I'm a puddle horse. Please cuddle me
by MadKingMicah June 10, 2014
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Puddle sleeper

Noun - Someone who sweats enough to make a puddle when they sleep
The fat kid was bullied cause his mom thought he peed the bed but in reality he was a puddle sleeper
by Puddlemaster3.14 December 30, 2018
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turd puddle

a turd that feels solid when it is going through the anal cavity and in to the rectum, but when you poop it is a turd that looks like a mud puddle.
i took laxatives and was deceived by a turd puddle
by platinumgaming57 January 23, 2021
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Puddle Dump

An aggregious, offensive action during which a methamphetamine smoker spins your glass smoking pipe too far and to the extent that hot, liquified meth from the utensil and onto an exterior surface thereby wasting your drugs
Dude, that lame ass Keck did a puddle dump! Now we have to kill him!
by kecksucks September 10, 2016
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Puddle Blaster

1. A person who drive/rides through big puddles

2. A person who makes females orgasm
by Soup Kitchen PB July 17, 2022
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Tuna puddle

Mark was having a good night sex with his sister until he rolled over into the tuna puddle and almost drowned!
by Thomas broadway December 8, 2021
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