Massage the Pineapple

Its when you grab your penis and smack it till it does something. For maximum damage think of girls while doing it.

I just saw a member of the opposite sex, i'm going to massage the pineapple in that public toilet over there. Cheerio.

by Nick Rogers February 2, 2009

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Riding the Pink Dragon

To take Pepto Bismol.
When you eat taco bell and take Pepto Bismol to avoid the inevitable diarrhea, only to be cursed with unbelievable constipation.

"I ate a large Pizza Hut pizza before bed and now I'm riding the pink dragon"

by ridnthepinkdragon October 5, 2015

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Within the pines

It's where you stick a pinecone up your asshole and then play the cover by nirvana of "where did you sleep last night" written by yellow leadbelly.. while you bang a keyboard against your forehead.

Damn if I keep hearing this shitty band I'm going to give myself a within the pines.

by Cash, jeremy January 27, 2021

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parking the pink Cadillac

The act of having sex. Fucking, screwing, you get the picture.

I'm going out for a few brews with Trish tonight, and afterward, we're going to be parking the pink Cadillac. She always gets lose when she's drunk.

by jalesi September 5, 2007

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The bane of the Nashville rock scene, seeing as they've now sold out and given control of their nuts to MTV. Best known for their habit of dressing in only pink and black for shows, which will now easily appeal to every 13-year old fat punk-rock poser girl across the nation. Matt Friction has now stolen their hearts. Many in Nashville might still consider going to a show, but then they are quickly reminded by their friends how many pre-pubescents will be there, and they realize that the Pink fucking Spiders now suck.

loser: "hey, wanna go to the pink spiders show tonight? it might be fun..."
guy: "yea, if you consider hearing teenage girls claim they want to fuck a guy that dyes his hair more than they do..."

by woogie May 30, 2006

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